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Helobious

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  1. There’s a Little Woodrow’s out there, I think they definitely allow dogs on the patio
  2. Pinkerton’s definitely isn’t worth the drive all the way downtown. You can throw a rock in the Alamo ranch/1604 area and hit a good restaurant, I’d stick around there. If you like cheesecakes there’s a really good place called Laika around there that sells small ones.
  3. Last I checked I wasn’t a dorky white 5’8 beta male A&M fan.
  4. That may have topped the forest episode as the best episode this season. Milichik/Drummond conversation was fantastic.
  5. Imagine having any conflicting feelings whatsoever watching a UT-A&M game. Fuck the aggies, always and forever
  6. In for Giamatti. Rest of it looks dumb as fuck
  7. It’s actually closer to Club de Cuervos imo, except Cuervos did it 1000x better
  8. I bet you did
  9. The last episode we saw was when she had dinner with Chet hanks. Apparently it’s just a normal thing for married bosses to have one on one dinners with opposite sex employees at romantic restaurants. And then be shocked when people get the wrong idea. Of course her beta doormat cuck fiancée had zero problem at all with any of it. Also loled at hanks even being cast. It’s definitely a bookworm producer thinking “oooh muscles = athlete” without realizing that Chet does not have a basketball player physique at all. It’s such a stupid show.
  10. My girlfriend likes it so we’ve been watching. I don’t really pay attention but I can tell the gist is woman with no experience but “knows everything about basketball” falls in to a job she’s not qualified for, makes zero mistakes, is perfect, and experiences no character growth. Oh yes and all straight men are stupid/evil. It’s horrendously unfunny garbage.
  11. Wow, almost 30 entire extra minutes worth of traffic. So crazy. That’s insane.
  12. The A’s one is fake. The real one is just the A superimposed over “Athletics”
  13. Season 1 was a masterpiece, and so was season 2 up until the forest episode. That was a clear peak and this show is going off the rails quick.
  14. Helobious replied to WBT's topic in Baseball
    You’re right, I was wrong. The season is actually already 36% over (14/39). So the variance the rest of the way will actually be smaller than +/- 10 spots.
  15. Coupled with the baseball team’s hot start this has been a great week for the vaqueros. Secured a commitment from Claudio Torres, the top player in the RGV last year. He was born and raised in Cancun and moved to the US just 3 years ago. Neat story. https://myrgv.com/rgvsports/2025/03/04/sjas-torres-staying-home-commits-to-utrgv-football/
  16. Helobious replied to WBT's topic in Baseball
    Lol at “this early in the season”. The season is more than 20% over. Those rankings aren’t going to change more than +/- 10 spots the rest of the year.
  17. Helobious replied to WBT's topic in Baseball
    The country is officially on notice: The road to Omaha runs through Edinburg.
  18. Nothing is known publically on that front.
  19. It’s so they can pay them fewer.
  20. That episode sucked
  21. Here in Bexar county people get mad at the DA’s office for the large number of cases that get dropped. No one stops to think that part of the problem is police grossly overcharging people for arrests which then become difficult to hold up on conviction. Seems like Williamson county operates the same.
  22. It’s absolutely correct. Punching someone in the face may or may not result in a felony charge. Restricting their air intake in anyway is a 100% guaranteed 3rd degree felony at minimum.
  23. Every promising athlete needs to study Derek Jeter’s career. Single the entire time he played, only dated/fucked other hot celebrities, retired and then settled down and started a family. Zero arrests, scandals or controversy in the basically 20 years he played.
  24. What a fucking idiot PS… if you live in Texas and you find yourself in a physical altercation, NEVER choke someone, go for their throat, etc. Ever. Doesn’t matter if you do it for half a second. It is an automatic no questions asked felony. Maybe you get it dismissed or dropped far down the road but if you do that to someone you will be arrested and charged with the felony. And actually the same applies even if you just cover someone’s mouth to shut them up for example. Don’t ever ever do that in an argument
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