Mitch's Shutdown. He's such a feckless bitch.
I'm so glad I don't have to fly. TSA and ATC should all take tomorrow off. Maybe have a long weekend and throw Monday in, too.
Conspiring to corrupt justice? So... I'm sure this means nothing. I'm sure he'll be fine with Francine Graham curled up next to him and Yertle the Turtle running the Senate. Still... dirty fuckers. I can't wait for more dominos to fall.
I hate Dannie Goeb more than practically anyone else in the state of Texas. He and that other carpetbagging asshole, Ted Cruz, can both burn on a pyre while the rest of us sing Texas Our Texas. Fuckers.
It's funny... none of this will make a difference or mean a GD thing. We're all numb to the daily bombshell.
They'll just say that investigation came up empty and there's no evidence, blah blah blah. Insert Leslie Nielsen "nothing to see here. please disperse." gif.
Dave South. No bigger homer in spots. I bet he never goes a day not wearing moron... I mean maroon. I always just figured he'd die at the mic. Seemed like a way he'd want to go. I guess the disappointment got to him. Maybe he'll take up golf.
I'm telling you... the GA fans in New Orleans were aggressive before the game. Taunting us. Mocking our record. Laughing at our past few years. Of course, when reminded that we have more hardware, that shut some of them up, but some just kept at it. They were so full of themselves.
They needed to be put in their place. Glad that the Horns did it and did it with emphasis.
He's not a journalist. He's ill-equipped in word-smithing, lacking in any grammatical consistency, and incapable of coherently expressing his thoughts above a 6th grade level. He has "inside sources" that are mostly gossipy bullshitters and jock-sniffers. Calling him a member of the media is hilariously incorrect. He's a self-important, pube-chinned sports pundit at best. He's not a journalist. He's barely literate.
best day of my life. will never forget it. start to finish, just a great day and that atmosphere was electric. Didn't miss a game that year. Best money I ever spent.
It's almost like people who have no business around livestock shouldn't be around livestock... and certainly not with DOGS. Show some GD sense.
I trust the Spurs and the Bakers. It's the "let's get cute" TV producers and PR flacks I question.
He's only a little junior fattie compared to some of their old blubbery walrus-looking assholes parked around the Warehouse District on Tuesday morning. I feared for the chairs and barstools of many fine establishments. They can choke on their peanut oil-fried peach pies.
That house is dirty and cluttered as hell. Where's the SEC pride when it comes to housekeeping and tidiness? For Pete's sake, do the GD dishes, at least.
I thought the crowd was fairly evenly split, but I had been drinking for 72 hours by the time kickoff rolled around.
When it started to thin out toward the end of the game, it looked like a good number of burnt orange clusters in the GA sections, too.
But maybe I was whiskey-blind by then. IDK.
He'll probably mellow over the years, but if XV is a feistier steer than the other recent Bevos, so be it. Don't antagonize him.
Those were unfamiliar and unusual circumstances. Sometimes they just get spooked. Even some of the more gentle giants our much younger family members could lead around would get a bee in their bonnets every once in awhile. Maybe he didn't like his scent or a sound.
It seems to me that in the late 80s/early 90s, XII or XIII took exception to a particularly yappy corps bitch one Thanksgiving in Memorial Stadium.
I mean... don't mess with a steer if you don't want the horns.
HA! Exactly. Except these dogs don't have weight problems, mobility issues and breathing problems like most of the ones from Georgia... on or off the field.
We're going to watch the Bevo-Uga part 45 times in a row to reinforce why they can't go in the pasture off-leash and unsupervised.
Damn that was fun. Let's do it again next year. What a beautiful team effort from a bunch of kids with skill and swagger. Can't wait to see them build on this.
That win was all the sweeter because of all the fat-fucking Georgia geezers talking shit throughout the Quarter and Uptown for two solid days. Honestly, they have a tiny fraction of the hardware our program has. They were so smug and insolent about playing us. They can go home in their soiled pants that were pulled up their man-tits and try to avoid their morbid obesity-fired heart failure. I also hope they choke on this for months... at least until they play the gomers. And Fromm(age) seems like a cheesy little bitch.
NOLA is always great, but there's no place like Whataburger... and then watching the replay and hanging with the dogs.
I'm not pissed at the tickets per se. I'm pissed that I have two extra by a strange stroke of bad luck and will be stuck with unsold mediocre tickets at a ridiculous charge.
And why won't the assholes at StubHub let me photo-post them? Nobody is buying these by Saturday.
No more LHF tix EVER. MAybe just season tickets. MAYBE.