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4Pete

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  1. One of my favorite memories.
  2. And Corn beating Michigan. This day is bizarre.
  3. Will Saban fire BoB in the locker room or on the tarmac?
  4. Don’t get me wrong, I hate Bama, too. But fuck everything about this day.
  5. The difference here is that Sagan will probably make halftime adjustments. Probably.
  6. After all these years, you’d think I’d be used to losing to them, regardless of the ways they find to choke it away.
  7. Not only are they wearing overalls, they are snuggly-fitted and tailored and expertly personalized and painted overalls like Punky Brewster in the 1980s. You can’t work in tailored overalls… unless your work is strutting down for the livestock at the animal husbandry center or on a Farmers Only runway.
  8. Still enjoying this almost 24 hours later. He’s a cynical, hypocritical bastard and always has been, so seeing his fake-righteous ass dragged like this fall is alway a joy. just glad he and his q-anon conspiracy wife (no CR) are far, far away from Austin.
  9. Their radio show is pure gold. If you were listening in the first 10 minutes and you didn’t know the score, you would think they won. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  10. So many carpetbaggers... not that they are fucking us any worse than the natives in office, though.
  11. The garbled and broken questions are the perfect end to this game.
  12. I always want to break things at coach speak. It's never worth a shit. They never mean what they say. They can't say anything of means. But that man should give the D as much blame as the offense. 40 fucking points. FORTY!
  13. You know that scene in Band of Brothers where Spiers says, "The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier...." Anyway... that's how I feel about this game.
  14. The winning tradition of the University of Texas has been left with the indifferent, weak and timid.
  15. I was wrong. Sark is Herman 2.0 before 4Q.
  16. Just checking in before my blood pressure sends me over the edge or the end of the game when we all declare the Sark experiment a bust and Herman 2.0.
  17. How fucked up is it that they and their super tight bestie freedom fighter idiot cult colleagues get to be the jurists in what will ultimately be the trial about their co=conspirators? This is another instance of fox guarding the henhouse and, yes, it makes total sense why Rupert operates his media conglomerate under that name, as well.
  18. We have known she's a dirtbag, but I never would have imagined she'd do that. Whatever happened, it's vile and debased, but I hope there is someone else /something less repulsive than a mother behind that maliciousness. You never want to think a mother, even one like that New Jersey bag of bones, is capable of something that criminal and disgusting. Honestly, kiddie porn is just another level. I know Q seems totally obsessed with it, but you wouldn't ever think KAC would be party to that level of he-who-smelt-it-dealt-it horribleness.
  19. Sarah Palin 2.0. Or maybe her BFF Or maybe her long lost daughter. Either way, she needs to GTFO.
  20. I started a letter to that shitbag yesterday, but I haven't decided if I am sending it email or real mail. Mostly it was about how he's a failed senator, but here's the two parts where I dropped in a few minor insults: You, sir, are no Texan. You have no honor, no integrity, and no business calling yourself a Texan or pretending to represent this state. You are a fancy-pants Canadian carpetbagger who dons mom-jeans and affects a Texas accent when you find it convenient. It's not cute. We know it's fake. It's an insult to this great state. blah blah blah, fired up the unwashed middle-aged idiots, caused the death of 5 Americans. Sided with a traitor. Blah blah before I really got mad: I'm a seventh generation Texan. My family has fought in wars and spilled blood for Texas. We've grown cotton and cane and cattle. We have been teachers and Texas Rangers and, yes, politicians. Over those seven generations, we've represented Texas and Texan values. Something you do not and will never have. You don't represent us. You don't even represent the millions of willfully ignorant Texans who are constantly duped by your cynicism, greed and hubris. You're all hat and no cattle and you're a lying, sniveling coward. Then I told him it was his fault and that he should go back to private life. Apologize to his kids. I concluded with: Read a book on Sam Rayburn or Sam Houston. Listen to Willie. Learn what it means to be a Texan. Maybe in all that free time you'll find your soul. IDK... do people mail letters anymore or is that frowned upon as threatening rather than mad-ass-hell-but-still-non-violent constituent.
  21. I was convinced that this was satire, just an act created by @blaireerskine, but this bitch is really out here living the West Texas stereotype IRL.
  22. As God as my witness, those fascist motherfuckers will not sully the reputation or legacy of "Gloria." Not on my watch.
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