Everything posted by LonghornJones
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Name the Potomac River Dolphins
or Amanda Hugginkiss
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Gym Pet Peeves
Your ass is gonna start saggin', bro.
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Auto Detailing / Car Care
I'm still trying to figure out what kinda shoe knee shoe you got going on. Do you get tired draggin' that thing around? Does it help you jump really high?
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Wow. Where do you get your weed?
SHIIIIT'S WEAK.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Gross!
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Hey Oil Barons.......
Lets just say I wouldn't not say that said operator doesn't remind me of a recently acquired upstream E&P that specialized in "you know what", but now has more of a presence in THE sector of O&G.
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Baltimore Held Hostage in Cyber Attack
Hell, when i was a kid my best friend was a stick named Nacho. We got in to all sorts of mischief. Times were simpler then.
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Hey Oil Barons.......
Just say who you think it is. You type like chicks talk.
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Baltimore Held Hostage in Cyber Attack
I did the end pieces with the little tassels.
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Baltimore Held Hostage in Cyber Attack
<narrator voice>...and just like that, he became a millionaire.<narrator voice>
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Baltimore Held Hostage in Cyber Attack
Didn't hackers demand bitcoin from one of our surly members or else D pics, etc. would be sent to all of his contacts?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
lol?
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BB21
...except for her mustache.
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2019 Rain Thread
Sounds like all of Oklahoma is closed today. Bold strategy.
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Taco Bell is opening a hotel and resort
I celebrate Taco Bells entire catalog.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I can't wait to hear about Justin's new adventures. He's in for a harsh dose of reality...that he'll just blame on something, else other than himself.
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Got This Email Today...
The hacker said it was abnormal porn.
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Got This Email Today...
Or, get out in front of this and send all of your contacts D pics BEFORE the hacker has a chance. That way, when the hacker blasts everyone with the explicit content, they will just say "phdhorn is at it again!".
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Got This Email Today...
I'd call their bluff, if I hadnt read this: Your fantasy is shifted far away from thenormal course!
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Man kicked off Southwest flight (to Austin) after making joke about vodka
None of this would've happened if he flew 1st Class.
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The Amazing Race 31
The girls sent home were the most negative people on the show. So glad they are gone.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Any chance we can get a picture of Justin Weiss Smith? I need to know when I seen him.
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2019 Rain Thread
You're better than this.
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4 Days in Denver
Don't take your purse to the Coors brewery. Leave it in the car.
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2019 Rain Thread
Mine is frontogenesis.