Everything posted by LonghornJones
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What the fuck is "gala attire"?
Since its a fundraiser, you could try to pull off a tank top, shorts, and snow boots. Throw on some BIG sunglasses and all of the olds will think you're a rapper or an Instagram model.
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Dallas | Pizza
^^^ Heard this from a coworker as well. Nice, open floor plan unlike the previous owners.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
The more I think about the time that it took him to make that, the angrier I get.
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Where is The Best Whataburger?
Great thread. I see this thing getting moved to classics sooner than later.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Totally makes 6 figs.
- Sam Ehlinger
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2018 Rain Thread
That video really puts things in to perspective. For those with sensitive stomachs, I would not recommend watching the Slo-Mo.
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The Boat Fanatic Thread
Y'all remember that regatta where John Candy had to fly his pants in order to beat last years champ, the Incisor, and win the race? Instant classic.
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2018 Rain Thread
From DFW NWS rain event next week: While confidence is high in the chance of rainfall Wednesday, what is still in question are the amounts. That`s because rainfall amounts are contingent on whether a tropical system will develop in the eastern Pacific Ocean and gets drawn northward by the upper trough into Mexico. Should this occur it would provide strong upper level dynamics for lift and result in a swath of widespread heavy rainfall across Texas. We`ve seen both the operational GFS and ECMWF flirt with this scenario on occasional runs and we know from climatology that this is a pattern setup that has produced many instances of 10+ inches of rain. Again, we will not start advertising or anticipating this until we get better consistency with the possible tropical system (that hasn`t organized yet), but we`re watching this closely as it`d be a worse case scenario after all of the rain we`ve already seen.
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What do you do if you win the lottery for realz?
prove it
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2018 Rain Thread
You're friends with a life jacket?
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2018 Rain Thread
^^Getting home when they find out its not open would be really tough.
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If BaD Radio isn't on from 3-7 p.m. ...
Dude, we have scoreboard. We will not see any unbiased reporting from Corby or Junior. They jaded.
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2018 Rain Thread
4 ft per hour? I'm having a hard time with that.
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2018 Rain Thread
Boom, roasted.
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A Star is born
I think if a tear rolled down his cheek right there while he was sitting in his truck after his bro closed the door, I would've lost it. I also think that's what will make or break an Oscar nom. Its that close.
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2018 Rain Thread
never gets old
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2018 Rain Thread
Significant imo for a lake
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2018 Rain Thread
11' difference in water level on the north end of LBJ compared to the south end.
- 2018 Rain Thread
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2018 Rain Thread
That is crazy!
- 2018 Rain Thread
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Need some advice/input on a family matter tl;dr
Just don't reply to the text. That seems to get the point across with that generation. Or, just reply "No".
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Former Blink 182 member Tom DeLonge’s UFO company in debt
Maybe he should've Blink 182'd after he tried to make contact.
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Water in My Door
That is some world class Halloween decoration right there.