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Jameslaw121

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  1. Any UT or Texas HS kids we should look for? I don't really keep up with it
  2. Raised on Miracle Whip as well. After a decade of using Duke as my go to mayo. I saw a small jar of Miracle Whip and bought it. It was fucking god awful. One more happy child hood memory died that day
  3. New go to green sauce.
  4. Throw a God damn strike. Jesus
  5. Mojitos and my dog waiting for me to say it's okay before he eats the chip off my shirt
  6. Little afternoon snack. Left over HEB beef dog, some German mustard, and a Nathans pickles
  7. The BIC pen added the hole to the lid in 1991 to kids stupid kids from chocking on them
  8. Dead Tom Clancy has the biggest erection right now
  9. Are allowed to brag about our wives? My kids are with my parents and @Knoxtnhorn for the day and night. My wife is traveling a couple of hours away for work. I was planning on taking the day and just working on the yard since no one was home. But rain. Text to my wife "Well, no yard work today. I guess I'll be lazy. Maybe I'll go have lunch somewhere?" Wife "I stopped at Jimmy Johns, there is a sandwich in the fridge for you. But you can tell your internet friends that I made it if you want."
  10. With a side of fava beans
  11. Rescue pit update. Little girl spent the night at my parents. "My" dog was not amused. Wife found him like this
  12. Any (non large appliance) that needs any type of charger that isn't a USB-C
  13. The next thing is for Ukraine to "hide" drones and parts in the offices, homes, and cars of Russian higher ups and their family's. Then tipping off the FSB. They can produce their own version of the Night of Long Knives...
  14. BLT Beef steak tomatoes from HEB Sourdough from Paris baguette Thick cut bacon Dukes mayo Nathans pickles
  15. Can someone put this in context for me. How many total numbers do they have.
  16. Semien with his second game of the year with multiple hits.
  17. I actually do something similar. I'll buy like a case of cheap water bottles, drink about half of each bottle and put them in the freezer. Then when we go to the pool or park or something. I fill up 3-4 bottles and throw them in my little travel cooler . I was also told that you should keep your freezer as full as possible to make it run less.
  18. Other day my wife was taking the girl to girl scouts at an outdoor picnic/playground. Drinks were her responsibility. Stopped at Target and got some Capri suns and bottled water and a small bag of Ice. stopped at home. I grabbed the cooler out of the garage and dumped what ice we had in the freezer in to the cooler while she was opening the boxes of drinks. Put it on the tailgate, when she opens it to drop the drinks inside Her "oh wow, there's ice in it already!"
  19. God, I had almost forgotten that phrase
  20. Is it 2000 forward. Or 2000+ but only stats while a Ranger?
  21. This team feel like I'm watching a Joey gallo at bats compilation
  22. It's the plate isn't it. My cooking skills are very much not on par with those of other surlyites in most of the other threads. Never really felt comfortable posting much food except in here. With that being said, I absolutely cannot stand paper plates
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