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Lurch

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  1. Just dinosaur the fuck out of it, I suppose
  2. I learned to mute some of the work slack channels I’m a member of a few weeks ago and it was a game changer
  3. Lurch replied to Lurch's topic in Gambling
    Call the wife. You’re never leaving this table.
  4. Imagine thinking anyone wants/needs to hear your fucking whistle count in the band every fucking play. Jesus.
  5. Love the confidence that 9.95ers don’t know how to navigate a spoiler
  6. Lurch replied to Lurch's topic in Gambling
    Where do I send my $9.95
  7. Lurch replied to Lurch's topic in Gambling
    4, 6, whatever. It’s all just numbers
  8. Lurch replied to Lurch's topic in Gambling
    On the top, we’re probably needing another A or J. 6 outs on the flop is 25%, so 25% of the time we will win the top board. On the bottom, someone will have 56 only like 8% of the time, so 92% of the time we’re ahead on bottom board and will win 2/3rds of the time vs what is probably at least one set. So we can say for the bottom board, we’re going to win that half of the pot 60% of the time. (That alone should prob justify your jam) Overall, then, we expect to win 25% of $1000 plus 60% of $1000 (assuming pot will be $2k-ish), so we have $850 ev at a cost of whatever your shove is. Looks plenty good to me
  9. Lurch replied to Lurch's topic in Gambling
    I’m not sure how to do the math here, but it screams shove to me
  10. Lurch replied to Lurch's topic in Gambling
    Oops. 3s I call and he flips AK. Maybe right play is to fold AQ unless you know opponent is aggro
  11. Lurch replied to Dr Fear's topic in Football
    Dicker the Kicker is on the board
  12. You see, he’s a defensive minded coach
  13. Jesus. How deep are we at RB
  14. Damn nice drive
  15. Lurch replied to Lurch's topic in Gambling
    Uuuuhhhhhmmmm. I’m back to thinking she did it
  16. Working well for me in Florida
  17. Lurch replied to Lurch's topic in Gambling
    That’s awesome. Someone had to test to see if embedded butt plugs would trip a metal detector
  18. That’s what we’re looking to have happen by jacking rates, right?
  19. Really messed up. Glad you’re all good
  20. Lurch replied to Lurch's topic in Gambling
    $2/5. UTG1 limp. BTN (unknown young dude w $1500 behind) makes it $25. I’ve only been in a few orbits and have seen him do anything. Decide on just a call w AdQd in SB ($725 behind). UTG1 joins. $80 pot. AcTc8h. Checks to BTN who $100. I call, UTG1 folds. $280 pot. 8d. Check, call $200. $680 pot. 3s. Check, he jams. Call $400 or fold?
  21. That’s awesome. Our lacrosse coach last year had to “fire” the sideline score keeper because she wouldn’t stop yelling at the kids mid play. She was giving contradictory instruction from the actual coaches and just generally being insufferable. She then sent a group message that she’d no longer be sharing her game pictures of the team. Many chuckles were had. /csb
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