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This man knows. I actually just sent that image to my girlfriend. Thats exactly how our last big argument ended. At one point she finally just said, “Shut up and come over here & suck my nipples!”. It was some of the best sex we’ve ever had.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
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Post a pic that makes you lol
- All in all, a pretty darned good weekend THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING oh my god it's not even the weekend any more
Fixed it.- Shart 2021: Shit Can Always Get Worse
Back to this for a second. Ex-gf and I ended up with a squatty potty at a Christmas exchange. There do seem to be two camps to this because while she said it made little difference for her, for me it was a game-changer. I ended up with it after the break up and it's the thing I wish I could take with me everywhere. If it works for you I would say it easily adds 3-4 inches to every turd. I'm still waiting for the legendary unbroken two footer but I've definitely been in the neighborhood. Maybe they should change their slogan to, "Is squatty potty right for you?".- Post a pic that makes you lol
- Shart 2021: Shit Can Always Get Worse
.. and the Japanese will have a host of videos.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Me thinking about a gum job as I watched that whole video unfold. Terminator_3_System_Corruption.mp4- Post a pic that makes you lol
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Send him our way & we’ll get him straight.- Post a pic that makes you lol
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Folks THIS is you get drunk.^^ it reminds me of a friend I had in Austin, Dave. Legendary drunk. He came in to work one day and was pissed off because somebody had stolen his bicycle. four or five days later I went out with him for drinks in his favorite part of town. we are sitting in a bar overlooking the street & after a minute he says wait a minute that’s my bike over there. It was chained up. so he wanted to sit there and watch for a while, catch the the thief, and we did until it finally dawned on me. You guys already know where this is going. finally I said Dave go over there and take a closer look at your bike. He did. his bike. His lock. yeah… that’s how you do it- Post a pic that makes you lol
- What Advice Would You Give This Horse?
That skirt makes you look fat.- Post a pic that makes you lol
Two pussies for a pound. Sign me up.- Post a pic that makes you lol
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For Tolkien nerds- Shart 2021: Shit Can Always Get Worse
Shoes off. Soiled right sock is a dead soldier behind the toilet. Underwear MIA & presumed dead. Fight on sir. Fight on- Post a pic that makes you lol
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Craven Moorehead, Ivana Pumperhole, Mike Hunt..... these kids need some guidance.- Post a pic that makes you lol
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