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orangebird

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  1. Sure they do. They just seem to prefer the submissive role lately.
  2. I went to Illinois for grad school. I don't think Illinois won more than 1-2 games the entire time I was there. Stunning to me to realize that even Illinois would push this pussy ass Texas squad's shit in right now.
  3. So, uh, I'm guessing Kansas is going to cover that 31 point spread, eh, folks?
  4. Sunk cost fallacy, I guess. Imagine paying hundreds of dollars to watch this shit show in person.
  5. Kansas straight up pushing our shit in now. That's enough football for me for this year, boys. Call me when we fire Sark and get someone decent in here.
  6. Bevo be like, "aw hell no, don't put my name on this shit!"
  7. This is almost, "do they play football in China? Because we're about to find out!" level of bottom.
  8. Charlie Strong is looking down at this from his rock bottom and going, "sorry, suckers."
  9. Can we just switch teams and staffs with UTSA at this point? Maybe do a promotion/relegation kind of thing, or something?
  10. Yep. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/32623075/oklahoma-sooners-coach-lincoln-riley-late-baylor-bears-field-goal-agree-it
  11. Oh damn. That last FG was a major F U to Lincoln Riley. Sorta bush, but I'll allow it. LMFAO.
  12. Who's UTSA playing? Because I'll probably just watch that game instead.
  13. Bold of you to assume UTEP wouldn't beat us, too.
  14. I thought it would be a good season if this team managed to go 8-4. Now 4-8 looks like a likely possibility.
  15. How the fuck did we manage to win four games this season? Fucked up our perfect season.
  16. This team would fucking lose to UTSA, UTEP, UTPB, and UT-Tyler while we're at it. And I don't even think Tyler has a football program.
  17. So...what are the odds we could get an entire O-Line and a QB or two from the portal?
  18. Truly Holiday Seltzers, trying to watch my calories. They taste like ass, not unlike our QB play this game.
  19. It's the one major sport where we don't have a ring as a program. I think Beard is in an excellent position to change that.
  20. So much this. I'm not even much of a basketball fan, really. But damn I'm impressed with Beard already, and I realize this is a game against an overmatched opponent that doesn't even count. But there's no softness, nor any dumb slogans like "all gas, no brakes" here. Just a bunch of studs who show up, go to work, and kick ass. I want more now.
  21. Truthfully, waxing the hairs on my balls would probably be less painful than watching this nightmare.
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