Everything posted by orangebird
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
HOLY SHIT. I swear, I'm about to stroke out watching this game, and now they give me hope? This game took at least 10 years off my life!
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Just kneel four times and hit the showers. You played like complete ass and deserve to lose.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
This would be a 6-6 team if our defense were merely average.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Skattaclown is fucking gashing us because our O couldn't stay on the damn field for most of the game.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Can we please get another kicker for next season?
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Sloppy, undisciplined play. Terrible play calling on offense. Terrible QB play. I am so fucking pissed off.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
I am so goddamn angry at this team right now I can't even see straight.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Stop, I can only get so erect.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
And that was an absolutely pitch perfect classy response. I already knew he was a great player, but I couldn't be any prouder to have a guy like him representing our school.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Check the newspaper classifieds for the next foreclosure auction down at the courthouse.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
I realize I am an old, but I had no clue who these people even were. I thought they were just some aggy randos that Gameday pulled out of the audience or something.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Wisner got that dawg in him. Just goes to show you that half the time, the recruiting services don't know shit. He may not have the physical gifts of Baxter or Blue, but his motor never stopped, and he got tons of yards after contact. I'll take a guy like that any time. Just wish we could get the RB room healthier so we don't risk overusing him.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Taaffe is good people. Love him for standing up for Jake. I hope he goes on to have a great career in the NFL when the time comes.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Moving the goalposts again, I see. Going from "The Ess-Eee-See is gonna roll you stupid sips in 2024!" now to this... Oh aggy, never change.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
I legit thought they photoshopped our guy in there. He has brass juevos sitting in the middle of that, much respect.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Quinn and special teams were uglier than a $2 whore, but our D is incredible. Let's get it in Atlanta next week!
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
FUCK YEAH TEXAS D!!!
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Ewers ain't it. Wish we had seen more of Arch this game.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
FUCKIN' A, D!
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
We're gonna herp and derp our way straight to an L if we keep this up.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Wisner putting the entire O on his back. Mad respect. 🤘
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Dammit you're right.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
This game would be 31-7 0 if we had a QB who didn't have mashed potatoes between his ears.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Fuck. Every time we are about to do something good this quarter, we shoot ourselves in the dick.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Gunnar Helm is going to make himself some serious Travis Kelce money in the League when he gets drafted.