Everything posted by orangebird
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Lose the game on a fucking offsides penalty. Just fucking kill me now.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Would someone fucking smack Herman in the face and tell him you don't fucking run clock when up by just one point?!!?
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Wasted opportunity. Bullshit play calling that series.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
HOW THE FUCK DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN? But I'll take it!
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Nice job O, you just penaltied your way out of that drive. Edit: my bad, it was only 2nd down.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Oh look, the refs actually called holding. Narrator: but only against Texas.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Yeah, no point in covering him, really.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
3rd and Orlando incoming...
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Well hot damn. Can we stop fucking around like we have for the last three quarters and do that some more? Pretty please?
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Fuck that shit. I'll at least get some perverse pleasure of watching the Ducks assrape Sumlin at Autzen instead.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
If only we had coaches who were paid millions of dollars to adjust...
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Fuck if I were ISU I would have gone for it. Even if they didn't make it, our O hasn't done shit all day. Their D would stop us even at midfield.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Yeah, about this...we ain't much better right now.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Hahahaha...hahahaha...hahahaha... Have you seen our secondary? Tech W is not a given. I'm thinking 6-6 gets us the Texas Bowl, where we get the pleasure of having Jimbo and aggy humiliate us.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Thank God I live in a state where cannabis is legal. I'm going to need some to get through the Baylor game.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
I was thinking more along the lines of Johnny Football's mildly retarded cousin.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Welcome to another recruiting season of losing top shelf recruits to Baylor, because they have better coaching and results. Fuck it, at this point just hire Art Briles. If you can't beat 'em...
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Holy shit I actually miss that guy. Beck makes Greg Davis look like a fucking genius. And that is painful to admit.,
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
I won't ever root against the Horns, but if the Cyclones go in dry in the second half, I might be okay with it if it helps us excise this program cancer faster.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
This season just set the program back at least five more years. I'm getting too old for this shit, don't have a lot more of these left in me.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Question: do I kill the rum or the whiskey to get me through the rest of this shit show?
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Well look on the bright side. Hot on the heels of our Sugar Bowl win against Georgia last year, we get to go to the Toilet Bowl this year and get blown out by fucking Illinois.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Fire everybody.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Wasted on dives right into the Iowa State D-line.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
7 points is probably enough to beat this Texas team, as shit as the offense has been today.