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orangebird

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Everything posted by orangebird

  1. Lose the game on a fucking offsides penalty. Just fucking kill me now.
  2. Would someone fucking smack Herman in the face and tell him you don't fucking run clock when up by just one point?!!?
  3. Wasted opportunity. Bullshit play calling that series.
  4. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN? But I'll take it!
  5. Nice job O, you just penaltied your way out of that drive. Edit: my bad, it was only 2nd down.
  6. Oh look, the refs actually called holding. Narrator: but only against Texas.
  7. Yeah, no point in covering him, really.
  8. 3rd and Orlando incoming...
  9. Well hot damn. Can we stop fucking around like we have for the last three quarters and do that some more? Pretty please?
  10. Fuck that shit. I'll at least get some perverse pleasure of watching the Ducks assrape Sumlin at Autzen instead.
  11. If only we had coaches who were paid millions of dollars to adjust...
  12. Fuck if I were ISU I would have gone for it. Even if they didn't make it, our O hasn't done shit all day. Their D would stop us even at midfield.
  13. Yeah, about this...we ain't much better right now.
  14. Hahahaha...hahahaha...hahahaha... Have you seen our secondary? Tech W is not a given. I'm thinking 6-6 gets us the Texas Bowl, where we get the pleasure of having Jimbo and aggy humiliate us.
  15. Thank God I live in a state where cannabis is legal. I'm going to need some to get through the Baylor game.
  16. I was thinking more along the lines of Johnny Football's mildly retarded cousin.
  17. Welcome to another recruiting season of losing top shelf recruits to Baylor, because they have better coaching and results. Fuck it, at this point just hire Art Briles. If you can't beat 'em...
  18. Holy shit I actually miss that guy. Beck makes Greg Davis look like a fucking genius. And that is painful to admit.,
  19. I won't ever root against the Horns, but if the Cyclones go in dry in the second half, I might be okay with it if it helps us excise this program cancer faster.
  20. This season just set the program back at least five more years. I'm getting too old for this shit, don't have a lot more of these left in me.
  21. Question: do I kill the rum or the whiskey to get me through the rest of this shit show?
  22. Well look on the bright side. Hot on the heels of our Sugar Bowl win against Georgia last year, we get to go to the Toilet Bowl this year and get blown out by fucking Illinois.
  23. Wasted on dives right into the Iowa State D-line.
  24. 7 points is probably enough to beat this Texas team, as shit as the offense has been today.
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