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HBO Max streaming service
Fuck da police? Better title.
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I am in desparate need of a Pentair 520657 motherboard, I can't find one anywhere
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Moderating the moderators
Great thread. Five stars. What the fuck are crab people?
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Any Plumbers?
I have plumbers and carpenters that will work in your area. I'm a GC. PM me.
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Kids - to have them or not
Or once they find out you have a big ass life insurance policy and then they realize you are worth more dead than alive. Watch your back.
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You just called a little girl a douche bag.- Yes: Pools are worth it....
Also, outdoor ceilling fans are a neusance. If they are off then they attract birds. Then birds shit on your furniture. So you have to keep then spinning all the time to keep birds from roosting. They also sag and fail quickly resulting in frequent replacement. I replaced patio fan with a wifi extender like the one below. That outdoor living space is pretty far from the house, and you will want good wifi out there for TVs, ipads, phones, music, etc. https://store.ui.com/products/uap-nanohd-us- Yes: Pools are worth it....
You might want something like this for your pool house too.... https://www.woodlanddirect.com/61-1-4-6000-watt-infratech-dual-heater/118147.html- I am in desparate need of a Pentair 520657 motherboard, I can't find one anywhere
Pool equipment is from 2009, but the board was replaced in 2018 under a homeshield warranty. I'm in Round Rock. I found this.... https://saturationregion.blogspot.com/2020/01/help-my-aux-circuits-or-valves-stopped.html- I am in desparate need of a Pentair 520657 motherboard, I can't find one anywhere
Out of warranty everything. Round Rock. Built 2009.- Worst place you've ever taken a shit
Now read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice.- The Next Batman
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I've got another one.... Circa 2017 Priscilla and I are shopping for new bathroom designs. We're in a big store with dozens of mocked up bathroom designs , but none of them are functional. Dozens of beautiful bathrooms everywhere you look. We loose site of 4 year old Elvis Jr. for a bit, but don't notice right away. Priscilla and me and a couple of tile salesman spread out to find him. It didn't take long. He was so proud. He dropped a huge stinking sticky log in a non-working display toilet. It was really quite breathtaking. There was no way to be mad at a 4yo for not understanding that this was not Willy Wonkas chocolate factory of magical toilets. P.S. - I'll always wonder how he chose that fake bathroom and toilet and bathroom out of the dozens of choices. It probably says something about both of us.- I am in desparate need of a Pentair 520657 motherboard, I can't find one anywhere
Yeah, I pressed my pool guy on that. A bad transformer is my hope. We were reading higher than normal voltage on the relay breaker (22 instead of 18) and valve breaker (30 instead of 24). He said that was ok, but I didn't agree.- triptic painting's
- I am in desparate need of a Pentair 520657 motherboard, I can't find one anywhere
My system is almost completely manual for now. The board will tell the pool to turn on and off on schedule, but that's it. None of the relays will communicate out to the valves, lights, heater, blower, or booster pump. No relays. Blower relay and lighting relays started mis-behaving about 6 weeks ago after a big storm, possibly lightning. Then the cleaner stopped working reliably about 2 weeks ago. Valve relays were working Thursday, not they're not. That's got to be the board, right? I figured out how to manipulate the motorized valves into the different configuarations for normal operation, water fall, and spa. I can turn the heater on manually too. Pool heating now. Oh yeah, I just replaced the pool heater on Friday for $4300. It's been repaired every year for 7-8 years, so I said fuck it. I want warm water for spring break.- Yes: Pools are worth it....
Thanks!- Worst place you've ever taken a shit
Nascar 2003. We brought our RVs, but I demanded everyone use the porta potties just across from our spot. Well it was my time to porta dump, and the wind kicked up something fierce. The potty started rockin and I got my shit together real quick and got the fuck out. One step out of the potty and I hear/feel the wind blowing it over toward me, so I fire off like an outside line backer. I get clear of it just in time. The whole bank of 4 porta potties blew over face down. Luckily no one else was in one, or they would have had the worst shit of their life. If I would have gotten slam dumped, I would have wanted to go to the hospital for a cleaning.- The Next Batman
I didn't see it mentioned, but am I the only one that recognized the Joker's voice actor?- Yes: Pools are worth it....
Also see my cry for help with finding a Pentair 520657 motherboard in this forum.- I am in desparate need of a Pentair 520657 motherboard, I can't find one anywhere
My pool control is jacked up, and after dozens of hours of trouble shooting, it's got to be a bad board. Does anyone know a secret stash of these somewhere? Or who else to ask?- Yes: Pools are worth it....
The kitchen and bath sounds great. I wish I had room for a pool house. I would have a bathroom, a small laundry with stacked washer/dryer for towels, put all of the pool equipment in an enclosed space, and plenty of cushion and floaty storage. And a climate controlled TV room.- Weird theoretical physics questions thread
Once you go black, you never go back? I looked and I can't find where Einstein predicted that. Seriously.- Netflix Recommendations
Ryan Reynolds toned down sarcasm can be pretty entertaining. My boys and I watched it yesterday morning like a Saturday morning cartoon. I fell asleep a little bit, but I was pretty hungover. Nothing to complain about, just a quick fun movie with lots of feels. My older one said, "that was way better than Batman." - Yes: Pools are worth it....
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