He will shortly find out the way he used to call Big 12 games will not cut it in the NFL. He will discover the second meaning of the slogan "NFL". Which of course stands for "Not For Long", with some of his bonehead calls.
"Andre Ware is the dumbest person to ever attend Cougar High. He's the Tom Brady of stupidity."
Second dumbest person. The person who thought he would be a good broadcaster is first.
This kinda fits for the latest gomer commit, "An eight year old boy looks at a toy in store. After pondering it for a moment he decides to look at another toy. His six year old brother looks at the toy his older brother did. The six year proudly snatches the toy and declares it is his and the best toy ever."
'Weird that one of the most reputable engineering schools in the nation did that. Not so weird that aggy did it though"
Just remember their swimming pool. Missed it by this much Chief.
"Baylor and aggy are the only two places my kids are not allowed to go to. Both institutions have shown they don't give a single fuck about student safety"
What about Wofford?
"I got massaged by a dude in India and he gave me the full credit card swipe. I damn near shot off the table."
Then you discovered his hands were on your shoulders at the time?
"Based on his mom having the range of a 3-toed sloth, I am pretty sure he isn’t leaving the state. I’ll be happy, if I am wrong "
He can romance women here in Austin.