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Leanderman

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Everything posted by Leanderman

  1. Too late to start mailing a few bags of dicks?
  2. He will shortly find out the way he used to call Big 12 games will not cut it in the NFL. He will discover the second meaning of the slogan "NFL". Which of course stands for "Not For Long", with some of his bonehead calls.
  3. Gomers will be raping milkmen tonight after that win.
  4. Burnt Vegetables eats the urinal cakes at the Bucess's rest rooms.
  5. Texas defense name? I suggest the "Man Eaters".
  6. "Andre Ware is the dumbest person to ever attend Cougar High. He's the Tom Brady of stupidity." Second dumbest person. The person who thought he would be a good broadcaster is first.
  7. This kinda fits for the latest gomer commit, "An eight year old boy looks at a toy in store. After pondering it for a moment he decides to look at another toy. His six year old brother looks at the toy his older brother did. The six year proudly snatches the toy and declares it is his and the best toy ever."
  8. Standing in the long line waiting for service outside of South Austin Mom's house. TEXAS FIGHT
  9. 'Weird that one of the most reputable engineering schools in the nation did that. Not so weird that aggy did it though" Just remember their swimming pool. Missed it by this much Chief.
  10. "Baylor and aggy are the only two places my kids are not allowed to go to. Both institutions have shown they don't give a single fuck about student safety" What about Wofford?
  11. The only thing big 12 refs know about is holding the bag after the game.
  12. I sure hope Mr. Baker watched the butt kicking the Oline put on the rapists?
  13. "What is it that makes Jimbo more palatable to aggy than Sumlin? " His pool boy?
  14. "Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!" How many glory holes were included in that price?
  15. "I got massaged by a dude in India and he gave me the full credit card swipe. I damn near shot off the table." Then you discovered his hands were on your shoulders at the time?
  16. " We need to put 60 on Wyoming this weekend. All ass. All day. " Hmmmmmm memories of South Austins Mom?
  17. "Here Ketchy ketchy ketchy...HERE KETCH"
  18. 2022 - No worries got Jimbo 2023 - Worried got Jimbo
  19. Gonna be fun to see those fat slobs on the DL trying to catch the QB.
  20. "Based on his mom having the range of a 3-toed sloth, I am pretty sure he isn’t leaving the state. I’ll be happy, if I am wrong " He can romance women here in Austin.
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