Everything posted by 89Horn
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Alabama vs. aggy - 2:30pm on CBS
So, ran out of time again?
- Texas opens as a 5 point favorite v Oklahoma
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ESPN GAME DAY
Wow, that’s genius and whoosh, joke over your head!
- ESPN GAME DAY
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Guess what, assholes, it’s that Friday again . . .
Oh and from a stones throw away from Vince Young’s house - the Rose Bowl- FIGHT
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Guess what, assholes, it’s that Friday again . . .
I kinda prefer the thread title to be “Guess what, Friday, it’s those assholes again . . .” It’s Friday that should be paying attention to what’s happening with the assholes.
- Dick Butkus RIP
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Fuck Brett Yormark
I’m calling it. Yormark will show up drunk to the box causing a scene bad mouthing both Texas with many expletives. Security is called, and as he is crying uncontrollably, he quietly pleads please don’t leave me as he is escorted out of the box. Then he slashes the tires of every high level Texas official. Texas wins. On the field . . . and in life.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
And also that Miami is a top 5 team. The voters just don’t know how good they are.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
USC's defense sucks. They are going to get raped by Oregon. They will likely lose to UW and ND too. So it's not like UC hung with the 2005 USC team
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
That sounds like it. Otherwise, it’s can’t stop Brooks! So, let’s put Baxter in. Shakes head
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Fuck! 😡 Yeah!!! 😄 Fuck! 😡 Yeah!!! 😄
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aggy vs arkansas - 11am on SEC network
arKansas is hopeless.
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aggy vs arkansas - 11am on SEC network
Jesus Christ. Is it just me or does Fisher look like a guy that could be working at a gas station on the outskirts of Navasota? That said, he probably could do a bang up job of an oil and filter change.
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tOSU at ND
Geez man. What did the Virgin Mary do to you? edit: now if you would have said the Irish, then that’s fine. Fucking scum of the earth (jk)
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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]
Should have taken the knee . . . Fuck no! Add another 95 yards to the stats and a dagger in the heart TD.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
Wait, did Gundy also suffer a cuckold like Jimbo did at FSU?
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Texas vs. Wyoming - Game 3 - 7pm on (for the last time) LHN
We’re back?
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The thread wherein the national media sucks off Texas for the first time in over a decade
Idoits.
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The thread wherein the national media sucks off Texas for the first time in over a decade
Yeah, uh hmm. That was a win against a Texas team that had lost at home the week before to BYU 41-7. I may be wrong, but I suspect Texas did not have a big head going into that UCLA game. That was a dumpster fire season from the get go.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Maybe like me, Mandel admires the poor quality of TexAg’s coverage. It’s always good for a laugh.
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The most pathetic tweet ever?
No shame whatsoever. Here are other recent Big XII tweets:
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Let's talk about opposing fan bases in the SEC and the horns down ...
I say embrace the shit out of the horns down. Find a wall near DKR and plaster pictures of fans of every other school doing horns down so we can laugh at them. Particularly after a win last night. Put them up like skins won. It’s like I once told an insufferable aggy friend of mine once, you hate us more than you love yourselves. He gave me a confused look for a second, then he understood it.
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The thread wherein the national media sucks off Texas for the first time in over a decade
Paraphrasing interesting take from Finebaum: the atmosphere was amazing including every big time recruit in the country in attendance and if your are the number 1 recruit, you’re going to be in Tuscaloosa on Saturday night. And if you are number 1 and watching that game, which side do you want to play for?
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The thread wherein the national media sucks off Texas for the first time in over a decade
Add to that, it was a 7 minute plus possession. They had to be thinking “WTF?!”