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Gucci_Suit

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  1. I mean, Crocker’s claim to fame is barely keeping Southampton in the premier league. Fuck that. This ain’t Southampton, this is the fucking USA.
  2. Crocker’s long term vision involves playing like pussies and losing to Panama?
  3. Gucci_Suit replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
  4. Whoa, whoa. Let’s pay some consultants first.
  5. A reliable dispatching of concacaf minnows. Edit: But seriously, as an Everton fan I’ve spent years hating the sight of this man. But thinking about it, he’s the perfect fit for this team and I’d love to have him. His style is perfect for our player pool. Free Timmy to go get it done.
  6. I’d settle for reliably beating Trinidad & Tobago and Jamaica.
  7. Solid point. It’s just the bold decisive action is needed. To Twellman’s point, we can’t have a 14 month study that results in an MLS retread.
  8. Gucci_Suit replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Both
  9. It feels like there is a lot of momentum with ex-players and media to make a move and go get a big name. But board looks like it was constructed as the result of a DEI study conducted by McKinsey. Not that I have problem with diversity, but there’s a lot of “who the fuck is this guy” on the US Soccer board.
  10. Lampard might come have a look?
  11. The next guy will probably be “Greg” Berkhalter
  12. Klopp? March? Schloss? Any of us can do a better job. Who is it?
  13. Gucci_Suit replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Has to happen. Tomorrow. Has to happen
  14. Gucci_Suit replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Fire this motherfucker
  15. So, he is writing for the Denver Observer now?
  16. Gucci_Suit replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Gregg has to be gone after URU, right. I mean, I want us to win. But, when we don’t?
  17. Gucci_Suit replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    I hate Gregg and his stupid lazy tshirts.
  18. Gucci_Suit replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Horvath is bad
  19. If we say, lost Sark to OU at the end of last year, we would have been so pissed… at CDC, and we would have organized a very succinct internally focused firing squad. They lose their manager to us and they’re out there firing shotguns at raccoons in the middle of the night. They are incapable of thought.
  20. This is spot on. I’ve spent a lot of time in SEC country and been to a lot of games & tailgates etc. The perfect example is my LSU sister-in-law and her family. They’re otherwise great people and very well educated (her dad and brother both doctors), but when it comes to sports and the SEC, they become humorless dipshits. In their mind, we don’t belong because we don’t take sports seriously enough, but also because we don’t attend bible study enough, we use the word “fuck” instead of “frick”, don’t do enough hunting and fishing on our “camps”, our only traditions involve writing big checks, we have gay fans, etc. Oh and Austin is just a big fake city full of tech bros and libtards and no reasonable coach or athlete would want to live here. It’s not exactly that we’re spoiled or entitled, that’s part of it, but also because we’re not just like them and we scare the shit out of them. Aggy is just like them except that they’re an actual cult. They never saw aggy as the sleeping giant. Just a game on the schedule where you get no credit for beating them but they’ll make t-shirts if you lose. Texas scares the shit out of them. Ole Miss people, I know a lot of them, they maybe dipshits but they’re a good time and never humorless.
  21. This game is crazy entertaining
  22. Yeah aga are going to dogpile and it won’t be close. Combined 15 runs or so.
  23. Fuck man. Aggy just aggying it all up this week.
  24. Confederacy of Dunces should be in the thread title
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