Everything posted by derpyhorndog
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
Glanced through a couple tOSU forums. A few of the most common sentiments: UT's D-line didn't play a particularly impressive game against them last year and the interior guys were now replaced with portal unknowns from lesser programs, meanwhile they return 4 OL from a NC team, advantage tOSU; similarly, the UT OL was not an iron curtain last year (many references to "Scoop & Sawyer"), almost all are being replaced by lesser backups and the LT has a gimpy hand, meanwhile tOSU DL is deep and just waiting for a chance to prove themselves; advantage tOSU; Arch will probably be good, not great, and the fact that he played in a "small time" HS league and didn't light up the records (want to say this is patently false and he surpassed many of his uncles' records at Newman) + sat bench for two years puts him on equal footing with Sayin at worst; and UT WR corps is a significant downgrade from last years' squad, meanwhile tOSU secondary still has Downs and replaced quality with quality elsewhere and should be roughly the same caliber (if not better by YE), advantage tOSU.
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You were right about QE. Acknowledged You received a lot of flack for your opinion, along with unjustified personal attacks. Acknowledged. You’ve brought receipts and are warranted in dishing out some crow. Acknowledged. Now maybe consider taking a break. Or continue posting, in the off chance you actually have a novel observation/opinion on the topic to share.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Upon his hiring, Sark flew to Austin on Arnold & Itkin's jet.- 2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Strong first post?- 2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
I did. There was one other set at that store, if you/anyone want me to buy the other and bring it back.- 2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
I thought the same but still bought without hesitation 😄- 2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Walking through Prague just now and found the most unexpected of souvenirs. I’m taking it as a good omen. Also lol at Blue being the tiny one with no front number.- 2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
I’m 99% sure it was actually called on UT this year, sometime in second half of season. IIRC, swing pass to the top of the screen, RB (Blue, I think) gets caught up behind the LOS and DJ or Cam tries to pull him forward out of a tackle. Only reason I remember is because I didn’t realize that was a penalty (thought it was included in the tush push blessing) and was surprised by the flag.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Pussy- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Clip-on bow tie, would not bang- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I think the OU stuff is a fakeout. The way Fasusi and his walk-on buddy were looking under the table and smiling make me think its Texas. Yes, that will be $9.95. EDIT: Nevermind. RED NLI FOLDER. I REPEAT, RED FOLDER.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Pulled from Twitter/X rando, so take FWIW- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
- Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
It will if the defense pitches a shutout! Similar to, you know, three days ago. /s (kinda)- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Holy shit, I agree with…futureman. Thus begins my cognitive decline.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
By far the best deep balls I saw were at 6:03 (best of the bunch), 6:31 and 10:40. Know it's highlights, but QE showed good pocket presence on more plays here than I recall seeing throughout this season. No surprise, but seemed like teams bit on (respected) the play action more than now.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Ha, relax and take a seat. You quoted me first, tough guy.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Correct, don’t know and don’t care. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ No offense, of course.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Hey man, I’ll take all the imaginary internet points I can get. Is there a separate tracker for Derka rep?- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Here you go. While it requires reading between the lines, it is clear what you were saying in reality is that Quinn sucks to any objective (not burnt-oranges glasses) viewer — i.e., you. Though I expect you’ll have an explanation to dance around that. I’m too lazy to post all your other observations in this thread at the moment but, while you never used used the exact words “he sucks,” there are at least seven other posts that could be interpreted as such (individually or in the aggregate). I’m not even saying the view would be wrong, but to take the position that you haven’t said he sucks in alternative words is disingenuous. - Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
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