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Player

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  1. How could you lose him? He's not a set of car keys. It's not like he's incon-fucking-spicous.
  2. Player replied to Eskimohorn's topic in Baseball
    JFC - shut up aggy.
  3. Player replied to petscii's topic in Baseball
    McNelly…not sure if he’s still around, but I still have mine too.
  4. And especially if the accuser making the false statements is a cop. It’s bad enough that this shithead neighbor fabricated this bullshit story out of vindictiveness, but Officer Goines took that statement and instead of actually you know, investigating, he doubled down with his own false tales of confidential informant buys of black tar heroin, weapons, etc. I’m glad the judge sent this neighbor to prison, but the punishment for Goines and the rest of his gang needs to be way stiffer than what she got.
  5. Give me an army of realtors, and I’ll mount an insurrection. Give me a handful of Texas aggy and I’ll overthrow a democracy. - DJT Brisket is right...this grifting stuff would be like shooting fish in a barrel.
  6. Lifesaver or shithead
  7. Damn, another iconic figure from this thread gone. RIP Zeus, and sorry for your loss Beau.
  8. Good luck with all that “karate man bleed on the inside” Billy Ray. You’re gonna need it.
  9. Very possible to split a charter. Pisces and Redrum both accommodate splits. Or just charter a panga and go solo to target roosters.
  10. Nivek must be one of them karate men like Billy Ray Valentine, y’all. Thinks he can pull the quartablood move on some big mean ass dog. Hey Nivek, when they throw you in that cage with the dog you gonna be crying like a pussy. YEAH!
  11. The lab making a cameo with his tennis ball at :45 in that video was hilarious. Maybe that’s the only part Nivek saw. Somebody on here (Slade?) has one of those Cane Corso dogs. Beautiful animal, but looks like he’s fresh out of hell. I think Nivek would shit his pants if he tried a frontal assault on that dog.
  12. They’re blue emus. For his blue balls.
  13. Worn out after tugboating around for a couple of hours.
  14. The psycho squaring up with the fountain drink machine is the best. Or maybe that’s lobo droning on about how important he is.
  15. The sun don’t shine on the same ol’ dog’s rear end everyday. - DKR But today it’s shining on Bluto’s.
  16. I've tried several times, but I simply cannot read this sentence without hearing Frank's voice.
  17. ^^^^^^^^^^Patsy had two sons, the youngest also named Jason. "The two Jasons" were sorta friends with AJ, and were cutting their teeth on organized crime on the Rutgers student body via bookmaking, drug dealing, and aggravated assault.
  18. This is not the dumbass shit I saw on facebook thread, brat.
  19. God I miss Sartin’s.
  20. Angel behind the plate again. Fuck
  21. Correct on both counts. After she got involved in the soccer mom scrap she kinda seemed like she was making a good-faith effort to straighten her shit out with the anger management stuff. Tony of course couldn't stand to see her happy, so he goaded her until she tried to stab him at the dinner table. Just another typical sunday family dinner in northern NJ, really.
  22. Get your cart off of the green, asshole. And replace your fucking divots!
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