Everything posted by Gooby
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Donald Trump 2019
I gotta be honest. Melania's attractive and all, but association with the Dipshit In Chief puts her on the "I wouldn't want anything to do with her" list.
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Mass College Admission Cheating Scandal
Someone should tell him
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Donald Trump 2019
Donald Conspiracy thanks Tim Apple, while Ivanka Nepotism looks on
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Donald Trump 2019
And it should ding every time...like when you get a correct answer on Family Feud
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Donald Trump 2019
I don't care what anyone says. Lewinski could get it back then. Would (have)
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Donald Trump 2019
Get the fuck outta here with this
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Donald Trump 2019
Muh legs are sweatin', momma.
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
Not possible
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Donald Trump 2019
Bringing up "muh terrorists" certainly worked for all of the mouthbreathers who are clamoring for the wall.
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Donald Trump 2019
If anyone is capable of distinguishing prayer rugs from other rugs, surely it's rural New Mexico ranchers
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Donald Trump 2019
With all the hoards streaming across unfettered, will there be an area unpopulated enough to land AF1? I mean...I've heard it's just a mass of people....
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Donald Trump 2018
Bottom feeders though they may be, I got 100,000+ miles out of a set of Kumhos
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Donald Trump 2018
Yes, but what you're failing to remember is that the CIA is the Deep State, is grossly incompetent and only reports lies.
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Donald Trump 2018
It fooled Elmer Fudd when Bugs Bunny dressed up like a woman, so........
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Cruz vs Beto
Pretty powerful stuff there.
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Dallas officer kills man after mistaking apartment for her own, police say
She worked a 15 hour shift, but had lodged a noise complaint against him that day? She's coming off a 15 hour shift at 10 at night, which means her day started at 7AM. And I'm sure she had to report to the station before her day started. So at what time did she make the noise complaint? Who did she speak to at 5:30-6AM to make a noise complaint? Was there noise at that hour? Because in my experience, the best time to make a noise complaint is when there's...you know...actual noise happening.
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Donald Trump 2018
"Plans to buy the curtains were made during the Obama administration" OK. Let's see where this takes us. "The installation took place from March to August last year, during Haley’s tenure as ambassador, the paper said." Hmmm. "Last year" was 2017 "The State Department spent the curtain cash during a hiring freeze and funding cuts under former Secretary Rex Tillerson." This just gets curiouser and curiouser. Rex Tillerson wasn't Secretary under Obama. "Haley is the first UN ambassador to live in the building after a Chinese company purchased the Waldorf-Astoria and the State Department deemed it unfit due to security concerns." The Waldorf was bought by a Chinese company in 2014 So if I'm to believe this bullshit, the Obama administration...who was out of office on January 20, 2017...ordered curtains for an apartment that they somehow knew would be occupied by a Trump cabinet member. Now, I'm no high-end window covering expert, but it seems to me that at least some of the payment...if ordered by the Obama administration...would have been made during the Obama administration, and not when there's a hiring freeze and spending cuts imposed under someone who NEVER WORKED FOR OBAMA. These people are so full of shit, their eyes are brown.
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Donald Trump 2018
https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/1039502832397963264 Perfectly normal reaction to a solemn occasion
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Donald Trump 2018
What a sad, pathetic bitch of a man.
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Donald Trump 2018
In fairness to the dipshit, it could go something like this: Don: "Who's this we're listening to?" Steven Miller: "Aretha Franklin" Don: "Works for me"
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Donald Trump 2018
Can you feel bone spurs in zero gravity?
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Donald Trump 2018
THE FIRES WILL BE OUT BY TOMORROW! #MAGA!
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job
The enemy of the people should quit attending these press conferences. Send one camera to record it, fact check every fucking word out of their mouths, then re-broadcast it with the fact checks popping up all over the screen...like "Pop Up Video"
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job
And THAT is the worst part about all this shit. It'll be on every major network and people will still refuse to believe it, simply because of who's reporting it.
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job
Honest question: What is going to happen when everything comes to light and it turns out CNN and MSNBC has been right all along?