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nolongerU2horn

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Everything posted by nolongerU2horn

  1. The Get Low return cut 😂
  2. FFWD that SportsDay app
  3. She's having a hysterectomy tomorrow. She has a genetic mutation that led to her breast cancer and it also means she has a 40% chance of getting ovarian cancer. So they're gonna cut out her utuerus and give it to Dan in a jar
  4. Dan + Matt McClearin. Whoopie
  5. Skeet a little bit
  6. I mean there's no doubt that his wife has hung 11 of these signs around their house, so what's he supposed to say?
  7. It’s a very elaborate prank https://registryfinder.com/registry/danny-balis/audrey-brown/baby/march-2021/texas/2181931
  8. https://www.theunticket.com/behind-the-prank-sweaty-jen-olsen-guy/
  9. So genius, so genius
  10. Lol at corby saying Marfa is the 3rd most popular bachelorette party location in the country
  11. yeah bitch
  12. Donovan + Jake tomorrow 10-3
  13. El Camino sucked really bad
  14. SeaBass in for the Musers for a week+ starting tomorrow. Doocy+Welpton tomorrow, SeaCow next week
  15. Well today it'll be the Corby, Ty and Danny show
  16. I dunno if he's gonna be puttin' on that headset again
  17. in that case I will actually listen today
  18. What's the actual story? The only thing I've heard about this was from their segment this morning
  19. I don't believe Bob ever said she got into UT or anywhere else (well, until he said she's going to aTm). They did come down to Austin to visit the campus in November.
  20. Man, Sturm was desperate for Patterson to know he’s a serious X’s and O’s Football nerd and not just some dude in the next cubicle. This is something he does with almost any football guest he has on
  21. So he thought that was very sarcastic and he didn't appreciate it. And he wasn't kidding.
  22. Lol at Corby actually thinking Bob might have seen the Larry Flynt movie
  23. Danny is a goddamn fucking idiot
  24. I really really hope it’s Texas. They did make a visit down here. But let’s face it—super religious, white and well off = Aggy 96 times out of 100
  25. Dude I’ve been streaming the Ticket in some form or fashion since 2002 at least. Not sure how it’s difficult
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