Everything posted by Don Hornleone
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Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]
There is so much to hate about this football team and so little to be encouraged or proud of. The lack of adjustments from week to week or half to half is only surpassed by the utter stupidity that radiates from top to bottom of this team.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
I’ve yet to join this thread, but I’ve given up. I have no faith moving forward that this is the guy that will get Texas to get back to 11+ wins a year, and challenging for playoff spots. My biggest complaint with Herman is that, collectively, we are a STUPID FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM. Penalties, alignments, playcalling, fundamentals, etc. ALL OF IT.
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
Herman has got to go. I’m sick of his pansy ass.
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
Seriously, how many fucking times do we leave the middle of the fucking field WIDE THE FUCK OPEN?
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
They could have EASILY Faked that punt. TCU was misaligned.
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
I wholeheartedly disagree with Gus. Our tackling is still ass and a half. As slow footed white boy just walked through three missed tackles.
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
UPDATED: WE HAVE THE SOFTEST, DUMBEST, AND MOST UNINSPIRED DEFENSE IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL.
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
Still 55 seconds for us to fuck up even more. Give up a pick 6? Fumble return for a TD?
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
Jesus fucking Christ. This shit can’t be real.
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
WE ARE LITERALLY THE DUMBEST DEFENSE IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL.
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
We must seriously hate our running backs. If I was Drayton, I’d be long gone after this season.
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
That looked like that was against our dbs.
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
This team has taken several steps backwards from last year. I’ve never seen a halfway decent defense without one legitimate linebacker. One. What the goddamn fuck?
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
At this rate we should be done by about 6 PM.
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NFL Covid Announcement Stuff
If I was asked before the season to pick 5 high profile players to come down with COVID during the season, Cam would have been one of them.
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Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders
Well boys, see ya for the press conference announcing our next head coach! We’re about to get a bashing in the media, and we deserve it.
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Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders
I’m trying not to overreact, but this is fucking unbelievable. We’ve tucked our tails and have just given up. This is a product of Herman.
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Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders
For fucks sake, what the fuck are we doing on offense? This is a complete atrocity.
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Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders
Does Sam look slightly injured to anybody else? He seems to be moving kinda gingerly.
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Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders
Everybody knows we’ve played like absolute dog shit, go back and read my past posts. But that doesn’t mean these officials shouldn’t be called out for this hatchet job.
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Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders
The fix is in, gents. The mother fucking fix is in.
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Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders
Why the fuck are we so scared to throw the mother fucking ball DOWN THE FIELD? Jesus fucking Christ. No go routes, no deep posts, no wheel routes. Let’s fucking go.
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Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders
The monotone “and its wide right....” just reeks of sadness and disappointment. My lord Brando is such a yeasty vag.
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Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders
You literally hear the the disappointment in Brando’s voice every time Tech makes a mistake.
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Game Thread: Horns v. Raiders
Didn’t even grab the facemask. Where’s the outrage Timmy?