Everything posted by Seasick Sailor
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Would like to see us put up a crooked number against Middleton.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Oh Helo's here? I guess we just must have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Looks like you're in luck.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Can't pass up the chance to have him pitch another no-hitter in New York.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Yeah, I do. But it doesn't work that way anymore. There is one trade deadline now.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
27 minutes to go.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
In Eduardo Rodriguez news:
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Counts against the Mets and not against us.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
You were half right:
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Bob with the money:
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
JV makes us better this year and next. But the Mets better be eating a ton of that contract, and we better be prepared to then use that money to sign Tucker. Otherwise, what an massively inefficient move this will have been.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Gilbert and Clifford. Maybe we should have just signed JV this offseason.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Fucking Bob. It has to be a bit at this point right?
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
I think there is a 0% chance we get anything meaningful out of Brantley this season.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Sounds like Baltimore is in on him too. Can't imagine Kate would want anything to do with Baltimore. Maybe someone needs to show her some clips from The Wire just to be sure.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Adding JV, assuming he stays healthy for the life of his contract, would also shore up the rotation for next season. Garcia likely won't be back until after the break and who knows if we will ever get anything from LMJ again. Windows don't stay open forever. This may be a very different team after 2024.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
I'd prefer to open Crane's checkbook and keep both if possible. I am not optimistic that we will resign Tucker. We will need a couple of OF bats in the next couple of years. I'm just not sure we have anyone else to headline a deal, especially if we are bidding against the Dodgers.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
The Dodgers really traded away Yordan and Oneil Cruz for middle relievers.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
So if we do get JV, what package would you be comfortable with? I assume it would take at least one of Gilbert or Clifford. We may need to add Arreghetti and/or Leon too.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
This is probably true. And it’s enough to make me not want JV.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
And there's only a 10% chance of that.
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Parents spend $4000 on Consultants to help daughters get into Sororities
Anything that encourages kids not to post stupid shit on social media can't be all bad. I'm willing to bet there are plenty of people who would gladly pay $4k today to have some poorly thought out posts or pictures erased from the internet.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
JV is pitching now. So it would seem nothing is eminent.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Some of y'all are acting like a bunch of Kendall Gravemans right now.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
We needed a bullpen arm, and I never really expected we'd get one of the top names. So I'm fine with Graveman I guess. I didn't care for him much when he traded for him in 2021. I was convinced he was on his way to blowing game 6 of the ALCS before the strike 'em out throw 'em out DP. Hopefully he'll be better this time around.