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Bojack

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  1. Looking at this makes me want to rewatch Idiocracy for all the little details I've missed. The bench has some holes in it from some past court mayhem. There's a spotlight on the judge and what looks like a waffle iron on the table.
  2. They're burying the lede that Hunter Biden has 2 dicks.
  3. Well it ain't getting the creme de la creme of the chess world this time.
  4. Holy shit. I don't know all the details of The Love Guv but worse than Roy Moore? Could you and Canecutter collaborate on a Disgraced Alabama Politicians power poll? Not that I'm one to throw stones over here in Texas.
  5. Dumbest thing about all that was the customs officer wanted them to pay something like $80,000 to release their cargo. I guess their plan was for this guy to go there and say, "80,000 dollars? Would you settle for having your dick sucked by an average looking middle aged man?"
  6. I wonder how long they've hated their brother. Don't get me wrong, they absolutely should. I'm Paul Gosar's sister and he did not deserve a passing grade in his Chemistry class. I'm Paul Gosar's brother and he should be on the JV team if not cut altogether.
  7. There were some great spoofs of those ads.
  8. Reminds me of one of Alabama's finest, Dale Peterson. He was a cowboy that yelled, a man ahead of his time, not to mention a criminal.
  9. What would you like to see instead of public schools?
  10. I've heard they're boycotting Coca Cola also. What are they going to drink, water? Like from the toilet?
  11. I'm pleasantly surprised that in this impending national divorce our side gets to keep all the sports I like.
  12. Looking at Joel Greenberg's twitter and it's all MAGA bullshit and I imagine that's how he won the office in the first place. What the hell has any of that got to do with collecting taxes in Seminole County? Yo, Seminole County voters, next time just elect someone competent that you're pretty sure isn't a lowlife crook.
  13. This morning, Luke's friend: Luke, did you know you're still listed as communications director for Gaetz? Luke: Oh, hell no. Good looking out.
  14. Bojack replied to Mrs Whiggins's topic in Hobbies
    I followed this rule a couple of years ago. Someone started the thread in January and I planted everything. It was a disaster.
  15. Bojack replied to Mrs Whiggins's topic in Hobbies
    Thanks for starting the thread, Mrs. Whiggins. I've got 10 tomato plants, 7 mostly hot peppers, beans, basil, watermelon, cantaloupe, cucumbers, an eggplant, supporting plants like marigold, sunflowers, and amaranth all going in north Austin. I'm hoping that this morning is my last possibility of frost. I've got all the vulnerable plants covered. I'll be planting okra and bitter melon soon. Good luck to everyone this year.
  16. I think a lot of these dumbshits, from office holders to Capitol rioters, thought they were about to skate on everything because Trump was going to be king for life.
  17. This is the legacy of Rush Limbaugh and his disciples. No matter what goes wrong, they will somehow blame the libruls. What caused the power to go out in Texas during a winter storm? The all powerful Texas libruls and their wind machines. What caused someone to steer a massive cargo ship into the banks of the Suez Canal? Human error? Drunk captain? Mechanical failure? No, once again it's the leftists like Hilary. Those containers are full of children on their way to sex slavery and slaughter.
  18. Here are Tucker and that Jesse Kelly fuck, whose videos a few of our resident Trumpkins have posted, screaming the quiet part out loud. They agree that we'll have to be fascist(their word) because Hunter Biden.
  19. I'm not sure when this happened but I think Johnny might be playing football again, sort of.
  20. Is she likely to win in 2022? How red is her district?
  21. True. Jimmy could also make it through a tough practice without being a crybaby.
  22. You couldn't be more wrong. Jimmy Chitwood is way better. All the way up with a red hot poker.
  23. Kriss Ross'll make you...
  24. He's breathing through his eyelids.
  25. I understand you now. Sorry about my earlier comment. I see now that you said she was "moley" because you think the talking filibuster is rad and cool and you were just trying to evoke images of early Democracy like Aristotle and Ben Franklin. I take back my suggestion that you're a lying sack of shit.
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