Everything posted by campcrunk
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
You're absolutely right. The huge "Galena Park" logo probably should have given it away
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Here are 29 seconds of Kamauryn Morgan's highlights from high school. It's obviously a very limited look but you can see there's talent here - and it would be a nice little "fuck you" to Baylor for Nate Kibble and a lot of other reasons
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
How dare you impugn the good names of Tariq Allen and Patrick Nkwopara
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Hodor was a vastly superior pass and run blocker
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2026 ATH Derrek Cooper
This was my thought as well. I would have liked to see more film of Cooper catching the ball since he's supposed to be very good at it. But he certainly looks the part in terms of size, speed, power, and agility. The only thing that concerns me is that his level of competition is reportedly not very good - though that's just what I've read. I don't know shit about Florida HSFB
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
This is, unironically, one of the best posts of the last 10 or so pages of this thread (or maybe "least bad" would be more accurate).
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Thanks, man!
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Wow. This is one of the more unhinged threads I can recall reading from Texags - and that's REALLY saying something. "Arch Manning doesn't have a good arm" and "Arch Manning was only slightly better than OK in the second half of the season" are certainly some... interesting takes. In a better world, these utter lunatics would be locked far, far away from polite society and allowed only to interact with each other. I guess Texags is about as close as we're going to get to that
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
After boycotting for the duration of AI's existence, I used it for the first time the other day to ask a question I thought it might actually have a reasonable answer for. I figured, "Ichiro was really fast. Just for shits and giggles, I wonder if AI can estimate what he would have run in the 40-yard dash. That seems harmless enough." AI told me that Ichiro definitively ran a 3.79 second 40-yard dash. I will never, ever use that shit for anything else. It's absolute garbage that's designed to turn your brain into pudding - which is a feature, not a bug, by the way
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
I know you weren't trying to compare them and I'm sorry if my post gave that impression. I think you make a very good point and it's going to interesting to see who goes the "Dabo route." Stubbornness is basically one of the defining personality characteristics of football coaches so I think you're absolutely right that some very good, smart coaches are going to crash and burn because they refuse to adapt to the new normal
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
I don't disagree but I'm not quite as bullish on Kiffin. Really solid coach but I think he'll still be hamstrung by the same kind of financial constraints as DeBoer. Once again, I fully expect Louisiana to do something monstrous with state money to compete but I'm not sure it'll be enough, particularly given the average level of incompetence among their state politicians, some of whom are almost certainly several corrupt nutria stuffed into suits. And I feel like doing stuff like taking a "commitment" from the Williams kid while at a basketball game with Leavitt is going to catch up with him. He's very good but he's also not Saban, so I don't know that kids will be willing to overlook that kind of underhandedness from him
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Oh, I am definitely inclined to agree with them. The whole Smothers thing was a huge nut punch to their program, especially their flailing run game. Outside of Proctor, their OL sucks worse than ours did, they have frosh QB (albeit a really talented one), they have no running back, their best WR is a diva who quits if you bully him a little bit, their D isn't even close to the same stratosphere it used to be in, and DeBoer is not in Saban's league and is never going to get anywhere near the special level of deference that Saban got (or the Saban discount). Combine all that with the fact that they are in no way equipped to deal with the new reality of college football (unless they find a way to REALLY leverage state resources into NIL, probably in way that makes the lives of average Alabamans demonstrably worse (NO FUCKING CLOAK ROOM) - which, let's be honest, is a VERY real possibility for those lunatics) and I'm starting to think that the whole "Alabraska" nickname is going to end up being very, very prescient. I'm sure their baseline is better than Nebraska and they'll rise up and have good teams once in a while - but I cannot foresee them being anywhere close to competing for the title every single year ever again for as long as the current "new normal" endures
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Fuck Tech but I thought that this response was pretty good
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Not panicking (yet) - this staff has consistently shown the ability to pull a rabbit out of their hat at the last minute in a lot of similar situations. It's actually happened just about every time this board was starting to freak out about something. But the OL depth chart for the 2027 season is currently looking... rough
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I guess I shouldn't be surprised by this shit anymore but... longing for the "good old days" like that. Just... wow.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I'm not sure Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, or even the Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young could have blown up our OL as badly as Suh did that day
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Please please PLEASE let Bama get involved with private equity. I would give a kidney to see the confused looks on those yokels' faces as some finance dorks strip the copper wiring out of Bryant-Denny and auction off everything Bama fans hold dear to the highest bidder, up to and including Bear Bryant's corpse
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
If I recall correctly, Watson's offense somehow managed to lose 9-7 to Iowa State that year - in a game where the Nebraska D forced EIGHT turnovers. He might just be the worst OC in CFB history
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Hell yes. That's what I wanted to hear. Here's hoping Smothers, the Yale kid, and another IOL (or 2. Or 3) are next
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Transfer G Dylan Sikorski
Halle-fucking-lujah
- 2026 Fiesta Bowl - Miami vs. Ole Miss (CFP Semifinal #1)
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2026 Fiesta Bowl - Miami vs. Ole Miss (CFP Semifinal #1)
This is absolutely motherfucking infuriating. We are better than both of these mid-ass teams but got left out because the selection rules were drafted in a way that made sure bad teams from terrible make-a-wish ass conferences don't get their fee-fees hurt (among many other bullshit reasons, including the lie about how playing marquee opponents in non-conference games wouldn't hurt your ranking). We absolutely could have won it all and Oregon and Indiana are the only teams that remotely give me pause If Sark doesn't fix the OL in the portal (and a couple of other spots) and unleash hell on the NCAA in 2026, he needs to tarred and feathered before being run out of Austin