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Rockwell Torrey

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Everything posted by Rockwell Torrey

  1. They want his 10 percent more than have him proselytize for the church.
  2. Does he hate you?
  3. Kirby, you motor boatin’ son of a bitch!
  4. Does this mean we have to update the binder?
  5. This. I can’t remember the last time I paid any attention to UT basketball in mid-April.
  6. ...or mass Uighur gravesites.
  7. We’ll see how his stint at Marquette goes. He may get back to his alma mater eventually.
  8. At least we'll have the coaching advantage for once.
  9. Did you ever work in the Trailblazers’ scouting department?
  10. And you may ask yourself, "Well... how did I get here?"
  11. I would never have connected Tim McGraw with Kaiser Bob.
  12. They did, but OSU is playing a Rick Barnes’ team in the NCAAs so....
  13. Fantastic Oral skills.
  14. That old hippy guy always shouts “The Conference of Champions” when he is on TV.
  15. Then move out of Ohio you fucking wanker.
  16. Oral, Urban or some such shit.
  17. Side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV
  18. I was in Moab, UT last month. Incredible mountain biking area. Strongly recommend.
  19. Colorado’s Ray Donovan did some work behind the scenes as well.
  20. Let’s welcome a new student to the class. Please stand-up Joel Ron McKelvey and tell us about yourself.
  21. Brilliant. Klif is going to strap the midget to Watt’s back and they are going to steamroll teams with the “Master Blaster” offense. Tina Turner provides the background music, the Card’s field is going to be nicknamed “Barter Town.”
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