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Rockwell Torrey

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Everything posted by Rockwell Torrey

  1. She told me the same thing yesterday! Texas!
  2. From the mean streets of BGC 🇵🇭 Fight!!!!
  3. I prefer hookers and blow, sir.
  4. Motto of the Cloak Room?
  5. Breaking Away. Solid reference.
  6. Thanks for this. Mike Norvell’s $10M per win this year is impressive work.
  7. Terry Joseph and Blake Gideon are carrying the defensive staff right now.
  8. Brett Beliema is a fat piece of shit dickhead.
  9. Never dip your pen in the company’s ink.
  10. The pic! It is the pic we are looking for…let us pass judgement..
  11. This hits close to home. I have my sex bot jerk me off while I look at the lingerie section in the Sears & Roebuck catalog.
  12. That sucks man. I’d see a doctor. He can prescribe viagra or cialis. This is the football board after all.
  13. Appreciate this.
  14. I pay an aggy grad $5 an hour to stand on the street corner and spin a cardboard arrow that says “Texas is a juggernaut.” I am doing my part.
  15. Hmmm…She never says anything about that to me.
  16. He should have gotten married earlier.
  17. Not exactly what I imagined for the Go-Go Offense.
  18. Quote from the ESPN article. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/41399980/north-carolina-mack-brown-overwhelmingly-supported-players Brown has a reputation for taking losses particularly hard, something he'd promised his wife, Sally, he would improve upon when he returned to UNC in 2019 after 16 seasons coaching Texas (1998-2013). However, he said he has struggled to change his stripes. ——————— Get back up and fight you fucking pussy!
  19. I dream of being up 56-0 in Dallas at the start of the 4Q while we watch Casey Thompson running in fear as Colin Simmons and Tyanthony Smith tee off on him.
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