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Plorant

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Everything posted by Plorant

  1. Parker Livingston, I presume?
  2. A little more girth and this would be a pic of my boner right now.
  3. I'm not getting shit done today. I'll be switching between this thread and the Ukraine thread all day with a bucket of popcorn.
  4. Says the guy on a fan site forum in a recruiting topic.
  5. Hell Greg McElroy said it about himself this year during the OU game.
  6. I don't know the truth about all that. I do know that it will be great to have all of these SEC schools come down to visit. Florida and Georgia coming to town will be much more exciting than Kansas St. and West Virginia.
  7. Agreed with you on all of your points. But, I had to comment because of the "Here are Baylor's games before and after Texas this fall: Long Island." I had to look that up because I never heard of a football team called Long Island. Sure enough: Long Island University Post Sharks. What the fuck. These Baylor pussies are unreal. SMDH
  8. This seems like the strategy they had with Anthony Hill last year. Hopefully, this works with Simmons this year.
  9. We're getting our version of this guy.
  10. This fucking rube. Of course the Service Academies are national. In order to apply to those universities you need to obtain a nomination from your congressman. Every state is represented in those schools. To apply to A&M, you just need a pulse.
  11. I always wondered what Landon Jackson would look like with hair:
  12. https://texassneakers.com/week-zero-2023-two-new-texas-shoes-are-coming-soon/ Preview of the Nike Pegasus 40:
  13. In honor of May the 4th. Fake trailer for a Wes Anderson Star Wars movie. I'd watch the shit out of this.
  14. That may have been what he had in mind all along.
  15. Yeah, but does he have a jizz jar?
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