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nnm

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  1. Plus, even though it was invented in Scandinavia, it’s very much a Canadian sport now. And Canadians love them some brewskis. Bob & Doug McKenzie out front’ll tell ya.
  2. Ha. Not too far from Eunice. I have family there too.
  3. Yup, well, generator, independent source of natural gas, unlimited guns and ammo.
  4. Camaro driver checks out. (I know, it's a 1970 Chevelle 454 SS, completely different car, but same energy).
  5. #NoCR. Just rude. From my Google news feed this morning.
  6. Beer drinking is huge part of the curling culture. You are not the first to think of this.
  7. Wordle 1,706 6/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1490 (19.02.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 93 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤💰💸👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1487 4️⃣5️⃣ 9️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1163 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #984 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Connections took under 15 seconds total.
  8. nnm replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    It is idiotic to have all-sports conferences. Fine, football is the money sport, and the superconferences are stupid there too. But keeping regional conferences for all the other sports is the only thing that makes sense. Which is why we're not doing it.
  9. @immamac , what's your 2026 goal? Inspire us.
  10. Don't want to CR up this thread, so I won't post the full article, but here's the relevant part: Stephen A. Smith in San Francisco, Feb. 5. Cindy Ord/Getty Images Stephen A. Smith has a confession to make. The 58-year-old ESPN personality is mulling a run for the Democratic presidential nomination. “I’m giving strong consideration to being on that debate stage for 2027,” he told “CBS News Sunday Morning” on Feb. 15. If Mr. Smith enters the race, he won’t be alone. The 2028 Democratic primary is wide open—and the emerging field of candidates is lackluster. * * * Mock Stephen A. Smith all you like. He may never make it to the debate stage. But others with little or no political experience will surely be tempted. And in today’s media environment, what begins on the fringe often turns into the main event. https://www.wsj.com/opinion/democrats-you-may-already-have-lost-the-2028-election-7bab8946?mod=opinion_lead_pos8
  11. He might consider changing his name.
  12. Wordle 1,705 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1489 (18.02.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 92 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩🧠🗿📜🛡️🔤💰👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1486 6️⃣4️⃣ 8️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1162 +0 🟩✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #983 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Worth it.
  14. Wordle 1,704 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1488 (17.02.2026) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 91 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤🗣️💰🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1485 7️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1161 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Red herring in connections Connections Puzzle #982 🟨🟦🟪🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  15. I don't know what the speed is that earns you a ticket on the Katy Freeway, but it is well over 100 mph.
  16. Is he going to make you the gimp in his sex tent for the weekend? Pass.
  17. Inspired by a post from @Bevo&Pevo in the trivial things that please you thread: https://surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?app=forums&module=forums&controller=topic&id=412#findComment-7710963 About 10 years ago, we were driving south down the Gulf Freeway approaching the BW8 interchange, late on a Friday night. Mrs. NNM was behind the wheel. At the BW8 interchange, construction had closed all lanes down to a single lane on the right. Big backup. Finally we got to the merge point, and started to speed up. A big pack of hogs merged/swerved in front of us right as we reached that point. Mrs. NNM laid on the horn. Out of the corner of my eye, I could tell that these were not weekend warrior 50+ suburban Harley-Davidson enthusiasts. These were hardcore gangbangers, teardrop tattoo types. I loudly voiced to Mrs. NNM my disapproval of her honking at the guys. Mrs. NNM: "Don't yell at me!" Me: "You're not the one that's going to have to fight them!" Same thing happened leaving a Texans game around the same time frame. I had torn ligaments in my ankle, was in a boot and on crutches, so she was driving. In the dead stop parking lot, she bumped the car in front of us because it scooted in when there was a gap. Dude got out and got aggressive, I had to hop around on one leg to get him off of the front of the car. I'm glad he never took a swing, because I would have ended up the victim in the knockout thread. Fighting from a one-legged stance would not have been optimal.
  18. Moved text to wives thread.
  19. Lil' sis scored 39 of AHS's 45 points in a 45-42 win to seal district title. Pavia's buzzer-beating 3 gives Albuquerque High 5-5A titlePavia finishes with career-high 39 points in important road win at Los Lunas https://www.abqjournal.com/sports/pavias-buzzer-beating-3-gives-albuquerque-high-5-5a-title/2981582 Behind paywall, so spoilering
  20. Wordle 1,703 5/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1487 (16.02.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 90 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭🚩🧠🗿📜🛡️🗣️ Weekly Quordle Challenge 139 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🙂 Daily Quordle 1484 4️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1160 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #981 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  21. Wordle 1,702 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1486 (15.02.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 89 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩📜🛡️🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1483 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1159 +0 ✅✅✅✅✅✅🟩✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #980 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟨🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟨🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  22. *two. Your mother is bitterly disappointed in you.
  23. 😠 Wordle 1,701 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1485 (14.02.2026) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 88 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬇️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩🧠🗿📜🛡️🔤💰👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1482 7️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1158 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #979 🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟦🟦🟪🟦
  24. You’ve obviously not visited the Sark or Quinn threads. Or ventured into the CR cesspool.
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