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nnm

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  1. Imma choke him out — Kevin
  2. Wordle 1,672 4/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1456 (16.01.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 59 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤🗣️💰👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1453 5️⃣🟥 9️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1129 +1 ✅✅🟧✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #950 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  3. Can Masturbation Cause Prostate Cancer? Actually, It Does Just The OppositeHaving more sex and masturbating more could lower the risk of prostate cancer. Prostate cancer is the second most common cancer in men in the U.S. — only skin cancer beats it out. It’s estimated that in 2023, more than 288,300 men will develop prostate cancer and 34,700 will die from it. There’s a pervasive myth that has many men wondering if masturbation can cause prostate cancer. Luckily, it doesn’t, and more sex (or masturbation) might actually make for a healthier prostate. Evidence for the role of ejaculation in prostate cancer prevention comes from several studies, but most notably from a 2016 study in which Harvard researchers followed more than 30,000 men for almost 20 years. The researchers, quite unabashedly, asked them men to report how often they ejaculated during their 20s and 40s. What they found is that ejaculating more than 20 times per month reduced prostate cancer risk by about 20% compared to ejaculating only four to seven times per month, for both men in their 20s and 40s. “This is a fairly sizable effect,” says Lorelei Mucci, Sc.D., a co-author of the study and director of the Cancer Epidemiology and Cancer Prevention Program at the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health. …. It’s Harvard. It’s science. https://www.fatherly.com/health/more-sex-ejaculation-masturbation-lower-prostate-cancer-risk
  4. TIL that VY is white.
  5. Awesome find, @Bevo&Pevo . Link to the apple app?
  6. Wordle 1,671 3/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1455 (15.01.2026) 3/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 58 days 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜↙️ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜↙️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🧠🗿📜🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1452 6️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1128 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #949 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟨🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  7. Repped for this clause alone.
  8. Redundant. Tighten your writing, Kevin.
  9. Lost and Found: Drunk Man Joins Search Party—For HimselfIn a story that sounds straight out of a sitcom, a Turkish man inadvertently became both the subject and participant of a search operation. Beyhan Mutlu, a 50-year-old resident of Inegöl in Turkey’s Bursa province, had been drinking with friends when he wandered into a nearby forest and failed to return home. Concerned, his wife and friends reported him missing, prompting local authorities to organize a search party. A Search Party with an Unexpected MemberAs the search commenced, Mutlu, unaware that he was the person being sought, stumbled upon the group of volunteers and rescue workers. Displaying a commendable sense of community spirit, he joined the search efforts, calling out his own name without realizing the irony. The group scoured the forest for hours, with Mutlu actively participating. It wasn’t until someone shouted his name, prompting him to respond, “I am here,” that the realization dawned on everyone involved. The rescuers, initially skeptical, took him aside to confirm his identity. A Humorous Twist to a Potentially Serious Situation for the Turkish ManUpon confirming his identity, Mutlu reportedly told the authorities, “Don’t punish me too harshly, officer. My father will kill me,” highlighting his embarrassment over the situation. Fortunately, the incident concluded without any harm, and Mutlu was safely escorted home. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/lost-and-found-drunk-man-joins-search-party-for-himself/ar-AA1FbYly
  10. Errbody chasing NIL, many more getting pay and scholarship cuts than are getting raises.
  11. Since Henry the 8th became the head of the Church of England when the Roman Catholic church refused his request for annulment of marriage, I guess his shit qualifies as holy . . . Bidet thread is that way ---> "Groom of Stool." Potential band name and/or surly shaggy motto.
  12. Wordle 1,670 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1454 (14.01.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 57 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩📜🛡️🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1451 9️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1127 +2 🟧✅✅🟥🟩✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #948 🟦🟨🟩🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  13. Sounds like a problem that will work itself out sooner rather than later. Too bad he spawned first.
  14. That girl can throw a punch. Probably been trained. So much better than 90% of the punches in this thread.
  15. LONG pause between guesses 3 and 4. Couldn’t make heads or tails of it for a good long while. Wordle 1,669 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1453 (13.01.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 56 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️💸👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1450 7️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1126 +1 ✅🟧✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #947 🟦🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟪🟩🟩
  16. ‘Member the days in which this had something to do with school? I ‘member.
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