Everything posted by Slade
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Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread
Devante what are you doing?
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Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread
This game is tailor made for Collin Johnson and LJH, feed them. Convert downfield in the passing game and it'll open up for our RBs and Sam in the running game. GOTTA HIT THE MIDGET.
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Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread
I haven't seen that play work for us in a long time, nice LJH NICE CATCH CJ!
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Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread
This is concerning, they literally had their way on that opening drive. Gotta respond when we get the ball.
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Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread
Gotta hit the midget.
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TX/OU what players have the biggest impact?
Sam needs to really come through on the big wide open throws downfield. Duvernay has had a few get away from him after burning his man because Sam hasn't been accurate. We hit a few of those and everything will open up, Ingram and Watson will feast and it'll keep the chains moving. We must sustain drives, can't go 3 and out and put the pressure on our defense. Need someone to lay the wood to the munchkin one good time (preferably B. Jones or Foster) if he tries to get cute and act like he's playing Tecmo Bowl and take off. The punt/kicking game needs to be on point. USC Dicker the Kicker needs to come back.
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Donald Trump 2018
I'm convinced that this piece of shit just congealed in a gutter, an utter disgrace of a human being. Fuck him and his moronic band of sycophants, and fuck his enablers in Congress too. This cake has been baking for 30 years now and the Republicans have made their bed.
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marquise brown vs. kris boyd
Although I'm a football fan I exclusively played basketball when I was in school so some of the techniques that you work on in practice for positions like CB is kinda foreign to me. Why does Boyd bite on double moves so much? Is it because he's overly aggressive? He's like a guy that gets badly crossed over because he's following the ball instead of watching the other guy's midsection. He falls for it often and relies on raw physical ability to make up for it. Last week he battled well against Raegor, this week I was pulling my hair out.
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Ohio State v Penn State (Rapists v Pederasts)
Wow, and I was complaining about our playcalling earlier today.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Damn, Holly would get some backshots.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Collin Johnson just saved my television.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
My shoe is going through the TV if I see another safety blitz.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Can we not have penalties on defense this drive?
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Ingram making plays this drive, lets give the ball to Young on a crucial 2nd and manageable and watch him try to bounce it outside and get stuffed for a 2 yard loss, BRILLIANT.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Asshole really puckering now.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Why hand the ball to anyone other than Keontay on that play? Why?
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
My asshole puckers on 3rd and long when Locke and Boyd need to make a play.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Boyd is killing us.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
These 3rd down blitzes are coming from Austin and take forever to get there
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Boyd beat again
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
They are just not going to call it.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Northwestern?
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Ingram is so nice when he runs the ball.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Stop fucking around with this team, no more trick plays.