Everything posted by NorLa Horns
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Tell Me About Arkansas
After Sarks tone-deaf attempt to hire Mike Stoops, twice. I hope to God, somebody has clued him into exactly how Arkansas is gonna treat this game. Texas has always been their superbowl. And even though to the younger generation of fans and players that go to Texas don't really care about the hogs. I know for a fact Texas hate is born and bred in every little piggy heart. Sark has to know this. And he has to have the team ready for it. Cus if our team comes out thinking they are getting some sub .500 lap dog, we are all in for a very long and embarrassing evening. Can you say Maryland?
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Yes. Kill yourself
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2021 transfer thread
Why? Is he gonna become a minister and let us move bags through his church? Can I get a hallelujah!?!?!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Dude, my vagina has been grinding sand into glass ingots for years. Miss me with thay weak vagina shit
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
So.you are saying 2 Heismans? Cool. I can live with that.
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OU Recruiting 2022: Abnormal Mutations in OUDNA
What kind of world do we live in where you can't even rob the dope Man?
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2021 transfer thread
Anything on Calvert? The Washington LB?
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2021 transfer thread
Just pictured Bill " The Butcher" saying Vroom Vroom. Amusing.
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2021 transfer thread
Those fighting words son. Let's define " beta pussies" and gauge how concerned we should be by this statement
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Class of 2022 QB Talk
How I learned to smoke brisket? I googled Aaron Franklin smoked brisket recipe. That, and listening to friends who have smoked meat for years. And I've never had a dud. Ever.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Yall....pay...her? Hell, I have to tell her to keep her money when I'm there.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
I wonder how that whole pole dancer thing is gonna work when Banks starts taking head coach interviews. Might be time someone had " the talk" with our girl. The monkey to.
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2021 transfer thread
Ok. WRX is no longer in play. We were told we would get a name. So, give
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Non Canon noobs. He has Mandalorian armor hands.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
You would think just pointing out they'd have very little pass pro tape to show the league would affect oline just as much as WR looking at aggy.
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OU Recruiting 2022: Abnormal Mutations in OUDNA
Wow. Finally did a double post.
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OU Recruiting 2022: Abnormal Mutations in OUDNA
Had a busy weekend. Today is cooking day!!
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2021 Undrafted Free Agent Signings
Damn. No Chris Brown?
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Eagles is...
This might have been said before. But this kid is one of the more self aware players I've seen lately. He knew he was going to be behind TO this coming year. So ,say what you want about him entering the draft when he did. He struck when the iron was as hot as it was gonna get for him. Congratulations on signing with the cowboys. What texas kid wouldn't want that?
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2021 transfer thread
When are exams over at aggy? Because if the kid is smart and is going with the good guys. He should keep quiet about it till he's off campus for good. Aggy does have a history of mysteriously flat tires and the like.
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Class of 2022 QB Talk
Yeah. Nothing like getting thrown into the national championship game mid first drive as a fralshman to really get that development going. Kid cried on the side line. And I don't really blame him. Talk about a mind fuck.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
No. That's the Red Hot Chilli Peppers
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
He's on the team.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
The alleged rapist transfered from LSU
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Yeah. Pop on here. See 3 pages of new content. I'm like, yeah. after a commit and a transfer, that knocked some shit loose, and the recruiting board is back on track. But no. Surly is gonna Surly. This is why I drink. everybody hurts.