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NorLa Horns

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  1. All we need is Ketch confirming the Texas commit for a proper kiss of death
  2. Aint nobody got time to watch all that tape!!
  3. Snidely Whiplash is Texas new mascot.
  4. Talent/ culture combo is the difference with Texas focusing on them? Committing NIL to them as opposed to others?
  5. Ive got a solution. Kana has to eat the same thing Sydir eats. Sydir still might eat himself out of a scholarship. But, akana will be 300 plus, easy.
  6. This sir, is base slander. Louisiana folks can read just fine. They move their lips as they read. But they do get it done. Now this voodoo of the intranet and indoor plumbing is a whole different thing.
  7. Ketch hasnt put his 2 cents in yet. Ketch is to recruiting what Louisiana is to roads.
  8. The peanut hullabaloo has blown over, and they gonna slide him in on the quiet. Are we sure he hasn't kicked any crippled kids down the steps or anything lately?
  9. Friends don't let Friends OB
  10. Louisiana can fuck up anything
  11. No sir. I-10 around Lafayette is smooth as a babies bottom. I think the guy in charge of Louisiana roads lives there. Only explanation for why the rest of the state is the public roads version of dysentery, and that one little stretch is a real honest to God driveable road.
  12. Where is Charles Wright period?
  13. Geez. Can we get a chicken fried steak derail in here, stat
  14. Mom! There's a horse head at the door
  15. Then? It's a toss up on which was shittier. Now? Pine street is closed and whats not torn down is falling down. And I havent been past westlawn in a coons age to even know whats going on over there. And T High has the ( for an old) new middle school, so I guess it dont matter.
  16. Hey. We got his leg! Idk what that means. But if you end up with a mans leg, id say you know hes gonna be hopping where ever he goes. Thats "understood". Of all the shit i could remember from 7th grade Texas History at pine street junior high, why the hell would it be that we took Santa Anna's prosthetic leg at San Jacinto? Alamo wut?
  17. Excuse me, sir. Watch the tape
  18. Ill fight any man who calls Davy GD Crockett a quitter!
  19. Yeah. Nobody cares about the bikini atoll nuke tests. Yeah. They nuked a bunch of ships? You dont really think they only tested the nukes on ships, do you?
  20. Yeah. If yall are feeling all patriotic about atomic bomb stories. Ya dont wanna hear mine.
  21. Note: dont have more kids in your mid 40's. FML.
  22. I had a nightmare that Max Merril stayed for his redshirt and covid years. His mom wouldnt let him leave. I heard he had a brother. He didnt play ball. But momma wanted him on scholarship anyway. OU still sucked. So, there was that. Worst nightmare ever!
  23. Dude is bucking for an " im fat" reality show. Damn.
  24. As an old who has purposely and contemptuously ignored this shit, WTF?
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