Everything posted by NorLa Horns
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
To quote the great Eddie Murphy " What? You just stick it in and it explode?"
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
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Tell Me About Arkansas
Well, i thought there might actually be some relevant football news when i saw the thread bump. Silly me
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Jimbo’s Fashion Photo Album or Hobo Jim
I knew i didn't want to look at this thread. I knew id regret it. But i did. And i regret it.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Heres the reason everyone should hate Canes. Their tenders , while bland, are nice and juicy. Why? Because they harvest them from younger chickens. Now while i dont concern myself with the life cycle and harvesting practices of comapnies. What i do have a problem with is what happens to the rest of the young ,SMALL!, chickens. They end up everywhere. Wingstop? Pigeon wings. Popeyes, little ass legs and thighs. You can find them all over. You pay for a meal, and get about half the mass youd usually get, because you bought a 3 piece , and you get Canes tiny leftovers! It aint right, i tell ya! Down with Canes!!!
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Rocky Bleier thinks all yall are pussies
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I got the impression he was doing the mission after being in college a year as a tactic to placate and get away from super mom/mormon. Then just not do it once he was here. But i guess mom wins. Shades of Bryce Foster. Mom gets what she wants. And kids dreams? Not so much.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
When i 1st saw it, i was thinking it was a smelling finger all the kids are doing nowadays whatever that means
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Naamans just laid off a third of their staff.
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Texas Football Podcasts, Press Conferences & Interviews Thread
Is my podcast provider wack? Or is the last "Everyone Gets A Trophy " podcast edition april 21st?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
" daddy got away with it ( allegedly) , so why not give it a try"
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Geez. The stupid is so painful. But i cant not watch.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
I could be mistaken, but i thought he was the brain doctor candidate?
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Yes, they lost several blue chippers from their " best recruiting class ever" and replaced them with 2nd string also rans. And they are even better because of it!! Because.....and wait for it.....they watched the tape!!!
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
The extra hate couldnt have anything to do with the shenanigans surrounding Texas trying to hire him as a HC. No. Thatd be silly. Kinda like using the usual internet tactic of : well you said this about that guy, b7t what about the rest of the world? Why havent you used you 10 seconds of podcast time to talk about everyone else in the world? And if you dont, that makes your comment irrelevant. Do better.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Oh! You know Louisiana. I also went to the one of the ones vying for the Arkansas slot. Still processesing. But they are growing. I was talking to the actual people setting it up. Family farmers. Not saying they arent connected. And they werent high.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Ive been to the Louisiana medical Marijuana manufacturer(?) Its privately owned. Its in an old factory building in Ruston. Place reeks of weed. Caught the crew coming back from lunch, and they look like the crowd from a Phish/ Afroman concert. And everyone i talked to was high as shit. Progress?
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Weed is legal in Mississippi.
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Tom Herman 𝗁̷Fired by Florida Atlantic
I heard Brennan Thompsons mom and Caseys dad are dating.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
If Neto doesnt win tye job outright in fall camp. Conner gets pulled after his 2nd false start penalty. So, early Bama game
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Yeah Arch came to texas for the school experience. But the sark development is a thing also. That what kept Murphy here. Development and the chance to play for an injured Ewers. The Mannings said from the jump they want Arch to redshirt. So its not a hard stretch to see him sticking in 24 as QB2 for the same reasons Murphy is staying for 23. Ewers is injury prone, so Murphy sees playing time. But Murphy is also injury prone. So Arch can be thinking the same thing.
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Leave Brittany Alone: Jackson Mahomes Arrested for Sexual Assault
could be. but the dude has put himself in this position for it to happen. after the restaurant thing he should have stepped back. but he hasnt. so here we are.
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Leave Brittany Alone: Jackson Mahomes Arrested for Sexual Assault
please file this under "we all knew this would happen eventually" and my lord. Mahomes needs to ditch the brother and the wife. talk about bad for your image.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
" our racist past means nothing. but their racist past is a clear and immediate concern"
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Bite your tongue sir! Those players love Ritz Bitz. He's their favorite cracker