Everything posted by Fuck Tim Beck
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Nothing but monkey business.
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
And now holding on the return. Wonderful
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
We are so fucking stupid
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Embarrassing
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
The one trying to play defense. Good bush is the kind like South Austin's mom has
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Oh God. A bush sighting. And not the good kind
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Get this MF'er a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper.
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Gotta throw it in bounds mullet
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Helm is having a horrible game. Dipshit
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Fucking awesome. Like a monkey fucking a football
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Piss poor effort #85. Pathetic
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We're Going Bowling!!!
To be fair, after the week SWA has had, sark can't exactly dress like a 70's flight attendant any longer.
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Rando Bowl Appreciation Thread..lawn equipment, chips, tires (doing tire things), mufflers, fast food places galore
Mack out there killing himself, in California
- Oppenheimer (Nolan)
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Southwest Airlines?
SWA employees right about now.
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
ERCOT: wait, so the power actually comes back on after 10 minutes?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
The yard aquarium is a nice touch. Really adds some class to the yard
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Rando Bowl Appreciation Thread..lawn equipment, chips, tires (doing tire things), mufflers, fast food places galore
Made the mistake of stopping for gas at the convenience store across from the stadium once. So this hits close to home.
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
December 83 was my first deer hunt. 10 years old and we went out near McGregor. Never saw a deer. Got home and I walked across the swimming pool. Ice was about a foot thick.
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Tom Herman 𝗁̷Fired by Florida Atlantic
My guess is Kendra Scott was spiking his vodka with mercury.
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Week 15: Dallas Cowboys @ Jax Jags
Lol. Of course
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Week 15: Dallas Cowboys @ Jax Jags
Hey let's review everything and give Jax time to come up with a good play
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Week 15: Dallas Cowboys @ Jax Jags
Why? So stupid. Very sarkesque
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
Now wait just a dang minute. McRibs are serious business.
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
Same here. But it was a phone interview. And they kept saying there was an echo like I was calling from a cave or a tunnel.