Everything posted by DeweyCox
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Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread
Grind their defensive dicks into the ground
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2018 Texas vs ousux MSPaint thread of dominance
What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley could not sleep through this night. Too excited. Looch met him in the hotel stairwell, just after midnight, with a brand new bag’o’dicks. Things happened. His mind is nowhere near this game. He won’t shit right for two weeks.
- I hate ou more than you do
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley won an autographed poster of NKOTB for submitting the most entries to a fan club drawing for a chance to win a NKOTB leather jacket in 1993. His parents spent $2,800 on postage stamps alone. That poster is huddled around before every game as he leads the team in reciting the inspirational words of “Hangin Tough”. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Just a hangin tough.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
In on 420
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley seldom uses turn signals and multi-space parks his PT Cruiser (with sun roof).
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TX/OU what players have the biggest impact?
Boyd. Hopefully he’s relaxed just enough for his instincts to simplify the mental.
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley doesn’t wash his hands after using public restrooms.
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley uses his empty chocolate milk jugs to catch fart bubbles while taking a bubble bath. He then sucks the farts into syringes to later inject into his lips. He calls this procedure buttox.
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10.1.18 Coach Herman press conf Ou sucks edition (Noon)
Maybe the combination of Beck having a few days removed from the grind (time to reflect) and Tom getting a more isolated view of OC in Beck’s absence (this past week), fresh insight can emerge.
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
And his vocal range from Barry Gibb
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley doesn’t use turn signals in his convertible Sebring. His hands are too busy air-drumming to “I can’t drive 55” while he cruises 57 in the fast lane with a convoy in hot pursuit of folks who can’t wait to give him the “you’re #1” hand signal.
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley wears floaties and pees in the pool.
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley reads Playboy for the articles. Seriously.
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley likes his steaks cooked well-done. He asks that they cut the cheese on his cheeseburgers. Also loves Zima.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Yards after contact is very encouraging.
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2018 APD Booking Photo Thread
10898617 JENKINS DEVONTA 1829852 09/10/2018 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ#FacesOfWeed AKA Stinkin Jenkins. He’s known to be a little farty, particularly around mugshot time.
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Tim Beck Thread
I believe you’re thinking of disco.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I have no idea what preceded the situation, but it appears Alabama fan is the bigger bitch for slap/run, IMO.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
*their ...among others
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Apple is watching you
Private eyes are watching you. They see your every move.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 4 - TCU
Texas 13 TCU 35
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9.10.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
You’re probably right. Someone besides FCB should counter with The Cat in the Hat recommendation.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
According to Albert Einstein: “Genius is taking the complex and making it simple.” It kinda seems like we’re doing it wrong, if not backward.