Everything posted by DeweyCox
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Maybe clean the toothpaste slobber off the mirror next time.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
You posted this on shag almost an entire year ago. There have since been five additional posts on that 2019 recruiting thread...all shit.
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2019 RB Derrian Brown
Wow! Made my day, already!
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Doc, I didn’t know you’s back in town...
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Pops always told me “pussy you turn down is pussy you ain’t gettin”.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Not this shit again...get a job.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Hey, Farva...what’s that guy’s name that plays Frasier?
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Mini* for fucks ache!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
New Mexican food is like New Coke
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Turkey bacon
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
It’s true. YouTube has a wonderful video titled “What does cb stand for.” All this time I thought it was cornbread.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Littering and...? Littering and...?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Return of the Mack
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Gettin Laid: 2019
@YoungCounty, I will be getting laid in Young County this weekend. So, if the house is rockin, don’t bother knockin.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
In before spiderbananaguy asks where to find that ball hat.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Mine is even bigger than that.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Aim high, Willis...
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Nah, man...hit it last night. It was mad tight!
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I’m probably going to spend all day wondering what the hell this means. (Or at least I probably will.)
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2020 OT Jaylen Garth
Shitchea! Hook’em!
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2020 ATH Mookie Cooper
Oh, snap! Very nice! Hook’em🤘
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Geez! No wonder golfers always get the babes.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I don’t want to be the one to tell her, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn’t have more than six or seven children.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Should we go ahead and start the Fire Fondren and Main thread?
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
That’s Anus Sniff, for you harelips.