Everything posted by usmc0331horn
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Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
My zip code is actually in Levant thank you very much.
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Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
Just Northwest of Colby.
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Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
We're going out to western Kansas to my stepdad's farm for Thanksgiving where they will somehow pack a million family members in a small ranch style home. There's no cable so Fox News cannot be prominently displayed. Instead, they will act out their own Fox News style news channel with their favorite GOP talkings points of the day bereft of any logic or creative thinking. I will be downing copious amounts of beers and probably out shooting guns to alleviate the stress. Then, for xmas we will be going to Birmingham to be around my MiL and SiL who are both full blown alcoholics and both are batshit nuts. There's always a drunken incident or two involving the sister. Should be fun. And the mom is a narcissist with borderline personality disorder. The sister desperately needs to go to rehab as she is completely dependent on alcohol at this point and she's bipolar. CAN'T. WAIT.
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Mexican pirates attack Italian ship in the Gulf of Mexico
They changed their name from Papas and Beer to Papas and Pirates in Rosarito?
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Rage Against the Machine is reuniting, headlining Coachella
Year of the boomerang mother fuckers.
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Rage Against the Machine is reuniting, headlining Coachella
Just another bombtrack bitches.
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The Worst City In Every State
Topeka is spot on. Modesto and Stockton would have to be a tie in NoCal an Bakersfield/Victorville/Twentynine Palms being SoCal. Birmingham is actually a nice place. There are way worse places in Bama. Jackson is spot on.
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NCAA to Allow Players to be Compensated for their Names, Likenesses, and Images
RIght, because they weren't already paying them, and their recruiting base is so deep out there right now.
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NCAA to Allow Players to be Compensated for their Names, Likenesses, and Images
They're already in the entertainment business. Have you been UT the last several years? I mean they have their own network don't they?
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NCAA to Allow Players to be Compensated for their Names, Likenesses, and Images
That sure is a take.
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Star Wars Episode IX
It was fine.
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2019 Red River Rivalry University of Texas VS OUSUX - Cotton Bowl 11AM on FOX
Fucking score here morons.
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2019 Red River Rivalry University of Texas VS OUSUX - Cotton Bowl 11AM on FOX
OU's players are just manhandling us. Gotta get to that next level Herman.
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Big12 games are rigged
Your mom's rigged.
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Iran attacks Saudi oil production
One whole log of Cop at a time?
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Week 2 NFL games
I've watched every single horrendous KC playoff loss. I'm also a grown man with a life and am enjoying the shit out of watching this team play offense. We've never been to a Super Bowl in my lifetime yet they are definitely contenders.
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Week 2 NFL games
He's never had Mahomes. I have the small hope that Mahomes will negate Reid's horrendous playoff coaching ability.
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Week 2 NFL games
Everyone has as much fun watching their teams as us Chiefs fans do right?
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Always Sunny coming back for season 14
Is there a greater episode in the history of television than the suburbs? Whenever they show what they're doing with the trash and freaking lose it.
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Remembering 9/11
I was in the Marine Corps eating breakfast around 6 am PST in Twentynine Palms. That entire week was insane to say the least.
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Remembering 9/11
Just finished listening to this on Audible. It's truly an amazing book and a stunning tribute to all involved.
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i might not watch football any more
Exactly. Improve and get better. If they don't then get pissed at the coaching.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
y'all are telling me that's NOT how you want to end the half?
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I'm on a party boat with 10 lsu fans
I like drinking some claws after having several other libations first. Or if I've drunk all the beer in the fridge and all we have left are the wife's claws.
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Mom teaches son how to drive and die from road rage
Good night Chesty Puller wherever you are.