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Scheiss Meister

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Everything posted by Scheiss Meister

  1. Punching a new hole in my belt because I've lost weight and my britches won't stay up if I don't.
  2. I'd call them pussies, but the real thing, as Betty White pointed out, are actually tough. They can take a pounding and want more. These asshats aren't tough at all. They do need a pounding, though.
  3. That is at the corner of University (the street that they are on) and Texas. I have always enjoyed asking aggys why they have two streets, main thoroughfares running next to their campus, named after their Daddy school, but no aggy street on campus.
  4. I saw that video somewhere else with the explanation that the driver is MAGA and lives near her. He drives past her house regularly and noticed some kind of anti-trump sticker on her car, so he started honking and flipping her off when he would drive by. It got to the point that she felt harassed and was afraid that he'd stop and approach her, so she started filming the interactions. This then occurred. Now, I agree that there is suspiciously little apparent damage to the car, so I take it with a grain of salt, but I like to think that such karma exists and works in this universe.
  5. Still makes my heart warm to know that there are farmers who are actually finding out but who aren't making videos about it. It just reminds me that, although they're silent, they're out there.
  6. I am executor of my father's estate and haven't taken care of everything yet. Once that's finally done, all debts are settled and the ship sails. I have reduced contact to basically estate business, and that's it.
  7. I'm going to party as hard as an old man can when that piece of shit dies, and I'm going to rub it in my MAGA brothers' faces. My neighbors will probably call the sheriff on me for the noise that I'll make. If it pisses magats off, good. Fuck 'em and feed 'em fish heads.
  8. I knew that he's a little bitch, but I didn't know that he's that little.
  9. Copious thunder in southern Brazos County. I don't think that I've ever heard this much thunder during a wintry mix.
  10. We need to get her on Surly. You know that wasn't an accident.
  11. Straight up fucking murder. I hope that all ICE agents die slow, horrible, agonizing deaths.
  12. This post being on page 69 is entirely and perfectly appropriate.
  13. I would just assume that it is a kinetic form of anesthesia and keep minding my own damn business.
  14. I just found this. Those pork and beef patty MREs made me a bit of pocket money when I was in the Reserve. I lived next door to a guy who owned a meat plant. He made awesome dried sausage, jerky, and dried beef. I would buy $10 or $15 worth when we were going on field exercises, then sell chunks of them at exorbitant prices to add to the patties to give some flavor and substance. Those patties and the dehydrated potato patty were why MREs were called Meals Refused by Ethiopians.
  15. What? I thought that the government wanted more ice there. I would love for the agents themselves to be doused with water in that temperature, but icing the roads has its charms, too. And is undoubtedly safer for the protesters.
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