Everything posted by Scheiss Meister
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
You paint the most vivid word pictures. Just stunning.
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The situation in Springfield, Ohio- Haitians, Cats, and High Minded Rhetoric
If I'm the thinker around here, we're all proper screwed.
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The situation in Springfield, Ohio- Haitians, Cats, and High Minded Rhetoric
Perhaps for some of the Haitians, who may be more comfortable with French?
- Brent Venables goes 45 in the left lane in his Tesla truck...
- Brent Venables goes 45 in the left lane in his Tesla truck...
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
"Nobody likes you, Booster!" "Yeah, nobody likes you!"
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around how this silly fuck made corporal in the Marine Corps. I was in during the personnel problems after Vietnam, and I never saw a corporal as utterly incompetent as this disloyal bastard.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Didn't @Walden Ponderer move up that way several years ago? I hope that he and his family are ok.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
That's not weird and creepy. Not at all. s\off
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2024 Celebrity Death Pool
Not the greatest movie, but I loved Dame Maggie in "Keeping Mum". She was a, shall we say, different sort of Mary Poppins. And of course pulled it off flawlessly.
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Happy Friday, assholes, and welcome to the SEC . . .
From well named Nastysota... TEXAS!!!
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Hello and Happy Friday, you assholes . . .
From Vernal, Utah, on the road home to TEXAS!!!
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Hi, assholes, it’s Friday No. 3 . . .
From the not so sunny wilds of Oregon TEXAS!!!
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I wish I had some of the grape jelly from the old C-rats. Being in the reserves, we did a lot of 2 and 3 day field exercises where we had to jam a lot of training into a little time. I would eat a tin of C-rat peanut butter on the Thursday before going into the field, and it would stop me right up for a couple of days. No shitting in the woods and running to catch up for Lcpl Scheiss! Sunday afternoon when we got back to the reserve center, I would eat a tin of the grape jelly. About 8:00 that night I would take a long, productive dump. It worked very well for me. Like you said, balance. A salad with supper last night and another for lunch today and I have a nice, empty gut. I ain't the Scheiss Meister for nothing.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I'm traveling by car, so no laxatives. Fiber is working, though. Juuust right.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Fuck constipation, and fuck Neptune's kiss.
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Happy Friday, my fellow assholes . . .
From final preparations for my latest adventure... FIGHT!!!
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Navy ship commander shoots backwards mounted scope, is relieved of duty
I don't understand why every chief wasn't busted to seaman and discharged, and I don't understand why none of the "investigating" officers haven't been fired. How much brain power does it take to figure out that there has to be an external antenna, and it has to be on the very top of the ship? Yet no one looked for the antenna on the exterior of the ship? I think some of the officers were in on it, too.
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Navy ship commander shoots backwards mounted scope, is relieved of duty
Hey Navy! You drive the fucking boat and let the Marines do the rifle work, ok? Good lord!
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I imagine that the stop motion/claymation industry had a huge downturn when Peter Gabriel stopped making videos.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Fuck them, too. They should have kept that murder kitty out of my neighborhood.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Fuck all of that. If I saw that happening in my neighborhood, my camera wouldn't come out until there were 2 or 3 .30-06 rounds in that cat's carcass and it wasn't moving.
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Social Media morons, Venezuelan gangs, hell's angels, and Aurora CO
There must not be any maps in maga-world.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
When he dies I may have switch to Spirit of SM, because I may overdose on maga misery. Can't use Ghost, LL already has that one.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
I will most certainly remember that when I vote for Kamala. And I, too, will laugh.