Everything posted by Scheiss Meister
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Social Media morons, Venezuelan gangs, hell's angels, and Aurora CO
For a time we had a lady from Honduras cleaning our offices at work who made and sold the best tamales I ever had. She would bring in 12 dozen and you had to move fast to get a dozen. She stopped coming, so we asked the cleaning service about her. Her asylum had been denied and she was deported. The two guys bitching about it the most were both huge trumpanzees who were always on about "throw those damn illegals out!" Weird folks.
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Getting old sucks
Sage advice. I'm now at the sniffles and scratchy throat "when is this shit going to finally let go?" stage. Almost, but not quite, finished.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I was a 60mm mortarman. My favorite round to fire was Willie Pete (white phosphorus for those who don't know) because of the cool mushroom clouds when they hit. Officially they were to be used to generate smoke and ignite flammable equipment, not on troops. But they did train us on the kill radius on troops in the open. (100 meters, if I remember correctly.)
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Ukraine is only targeting equipment like rifles, machine guns, ammo, uniforms, web gear, packs, and so forth. Certainly not the Russians in the uniforms, web gear, etc. The Russians just need to distance themselves from the equipment and they'll be ok.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Damn! Gandalf meant it when he told them they shall not pass there.
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Hi, assholes, it’s me again on another Friday . . .
From sitting in my recliner, cussing this damn summer cold... TEXAS!!!
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Shit My Kid Says
Little of column A, little of column B.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Turnip is just imitating his hero, Hitler. In 1933 labor leaders and unions asked to have May 1 as a holiday to celebrate labor. Hitler approved the holiday for union members, then outlawed labor unions the next day. Turnip's plan would offer free IVF, then outlaw it.
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Getting old sucks
Test said negative and it's already easing up, so hopefully it isn't Covid. But I'll stay paranoid, just in case. Get over yours quickly!
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Getting old sucks
Damn this summer chest cold. When I speak I sound like Barry White, which my wife likes, so there's at least that, but damn I hate how my chest hurts when I cough.
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Right Wing Extremist Violence Thread
Sounds like a name made up for the loony sportscaster on a comedy about a small market TV station.
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Obama
He looks presidential in anything he wears. I have always envied men who can look like a million bucks in anything they choose to wear.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
He's a weird ghoul. I can definitely see him as a youth pastor, complete with child porn/molestation mugshot for his bona fides.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I like to believe that if turnip tried to do that, he'd catch a butt stroke from one of those Garands that The Guards carry.
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Texas -- a failed state
I check mine regularly, but what I figure will happen is that a big purge will occur at 4:50 pm on the last day to register for the 2024 election. That way those purged will not have the opportunity to re-register.
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Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
Tell them that in some cultures that is believed to be a harbinger of death, like an owl calling outside an ill person's window.
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Shit My Kid Says
And what's wrong with that? Shit funded my children's college education. He can have it. I'm retired now.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
C'mon, Joe. Let them hit those airfields.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
The TEMU Kennedy.
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Texas Softball Recruiting and Portal Thread
I agree, but them being ahead of aggy is fun.
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
I don't have the skill to turn it into a meme, but Vance reminds me of the kid in the leather hat and goggles waiting to see Santa with Ralph and Randy in A Christmas Story. Every time he speaks, it sounds like, "I like the Wizard of Oz." Weirdo.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
That's a Sikh asswhipping.
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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
Tonight I learned that I totally love Kamala and Tim, and that contributing to Burnt Ends gives one permission to be a total troll without repercussions. Does my tree fiddy buy the same indulgence?
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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
I do feel like I was just part of something special. I'll allow it.
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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
No one is leaving the hall. This was a PARTY, and they don't want it to end.