I either don't answer the door or open it a foot or so and slam it. Did get caught by JH folks when I was working in the garage a few months ago. I feigned interest for a few min and then said "Well I'm interested but I just don't know for sure, it's all so confusing" Waited for her to start talking and flipped on the table saw and started cutting a piece of 1/4" plywood into strips. Dumb bitch stood there for about 30 seconds before getting the point and walked away. Wasted some plywood but was well worth it.
We're not going to be ok if we keep calling the same plays every series and hope it works this time. Play calling is atrocious, there's no imagination or unpredictability. We're not using any plays to set up anything later on, it's just a shit show.
My wife farted in her sleep a few nights ago. Been married to her for 17 years, I've known/dated/been married to her over half my life and that's the first time I've ever heard her blow one out. Bless her heart for hiding it that long but damn right I was fanning the covers. Had it in my mind that girl farts smell like cinnamon and world peace but that one just smelled like a pulled pork fart. Still proud of her though even if she has no idea, pretty impressive fart.
I picture my younger son using words he's not quite sure the definition of in a desperate, futile attempt to get out of a lie or in an equally desperate attempt to twist my words around to suit whatever his argument was. Little fucker will be a damn good lawyer, mark my words.
2 lbs? If you're taking a 12 lb brisket down to 10 lbs just by trimming fat then you're either choosing the wrong brisket or trimming just to be trimming. Keep it simple. Last time I was worried about fat around the edges I just told your mom to stop calling me, problem solved.
Absolute massacre this morning. Rained all day and the flies congregated under the porch cover. Made a bloody mary and put a peeled banana on a paper plate on the table in the back patio. Wife sipped her coffee and talked about this, that and something or other while I shot the fuck out of some flies. Looked at the laser guide. Wasn't all that interested until I saw that you can calibrate it, will definitely be grabbing one.
Thought when we hired Herman we'd have an interesting, unpredictable offense. Wasn't expecting Shawn Watson 2.0. Run up the middle twice, incomplete pass, punt. What a waste of a Saturday night.