Everything posted by Cap Hooked
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
You picked a great game to not have to listen to the garbage coming out of the announcers mouths
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Don’t worry. Jake Smith
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Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)
Maybe it was just a reminder for someone that the lube needs to be restocked
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Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread
Deshon Elliot is in the sideline??? I guess the coaches and him talked it out?
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Earl Thomas holding out
Fuck John Schneider
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Caden Sterns
Not gonna blame Davis on that one, he was actually in better position to catch it than Caden.. Yeah but who would you trust more to actually catch that ball and make a play?
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Caden Sterns will win a Thorpe before he graduates
Don’t remember a freshman DB being this good at Texas. Ever. Maybe I’m forgetting someone.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Our punter is bad. Haven’t seen him get a good punt with length one time
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Washington State @ USC 9:30pm cst ESPN
For real, more people should be pointing this out. Daniels’ parents held him back in the 8th grade for athletic reasons, so he was supposed to be in the class he ended up graduating with. I’m tired of announcers freaking out about how he “should be in highschool right now!!! Omfg!!!”
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Ahh there he is
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
WTF was Jones doing??? He didn’t even fucking try
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Hager is one of the worst starting defensive lineman I’ve seen play at Texas. His two star rating out of high school was obviously extremely well deserved
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Hahaha we are about to get blown the fuck out.
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Can’t wait for the game. Unfortunately I predict we lose by 17 points and I also predict I will say “I’m never gonna watch this team again” at least 5 times before the fourth quarter
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Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
This is such a shitty team. We might win only 4 games this year wow
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Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
aggy would beat us by 45 fucking points if we played next week
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Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
Okay great and all but can we please get Porter on the field now?
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
They had 181 yards of offense after the first quarter. We are getting fucking destroyed, by MARYLAND
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
This team is worse than last year
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Make them angry so they beat your ass more!!! Good job Johnson! Hell yeah
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Lolol the only way we’ve stopped Maryland is from their own errors. We suck so much ass. Embarrassing
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
This is such a terrible football team
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
The Aggies are a much better football team. I’m gonna puke
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Terrible team
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
This is not a good team. We will be lucky to win 6 games. Maryland looks like 85 Bears out there