Everything posted by CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL
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Toilet Bowl -- Aggy vs Arky (Sept 28th ESPN 11am)
Arkansas sure does a lot of standing around and watching when their skill players have the ball. TD Ark. Lol.
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Toilet Bowl -- Aggy vs Arky (Sept 28th ESPN 11am)
Calzada coming in for Arkansas? Wut.
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Toilet Bowl -- Aggy vs Arky (Sept 28th ESPN 11am)
Both of these teams should stop playing football.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
It’s not all about stats. What about heart?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Yeah... so, they will never shut up. They could go 0-100 and not shut up.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Only 6 completions. Not sure he is a take.
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2019 Transfer & Grad-Transfer Available Players
These former USC people don't know what they want.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Excellent camerawork.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Yes, Texas recruiting office is focused on screenshotting TexAgs, and the coaches are spending all their time talking about a fight at A&M. THAT, my friends, is how you score top 5 classes consistently. It’s what Bama has been doing for years.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
I am glad he is coming to UT...
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Most of the 247 "evaluations" are pretty terrible too. They watch the first 3 minutes of a Hudl and then proceed to spew a stream of consciousness, like this: "Good size for his frame. Attacks the ball at the highest point. Has ability to get separation on vertical routes and does so better than most of his peers. Elite speed and home run threat on every play. Needs to spend time in the weight room in college to better handle press coverage." Etc. for about 10 more phrases. Here's an example for Quentin Johnson from 247. Just a long ramble: "Has a tall, angular build. Currently long and thin, Johnston should add considerable muscle mass to his frame once he gets in a Power 5 strength and conditioning program. Is among one of the more athletic wide receivers in the 2020 cycle. An incredibly bouncy athlete who is an above-the-rim player and big-time dunker in basketball and a state medalist high jumper. Transferred that athleticism to the football field as a junior. A long-strider with top-end speed. Excels on vertical routes. Has the top gear to blow by opposing corners or take a quick hitch to the house. Plays in an offense with a simplified route tree and will need to refine his route-running skills at the next level. Has the ability to track the ball downfield and make some outstanding catches but will need to continue improving the consistency of his hands. A prospect with a very high physical ceiling, Johnston has the upside of an impact Power 5 wide receiver with the ability to develop into an early round draft pick." They should come up with a number of dimensions to analyze each player on, and complete that, even if they can't answer all of them instead of an illegible string of text.
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2019 Transfer & Grad-Transfer Available Players
WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Well done. Just needed to say that there would be ample space available in the Hall of Champions.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Ok great but how are we ranked in terms of hospitality to visiting fans?
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Non-Texas recruiting: 2020
I’m going with omit instead of commit.
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Non-Texas recruiting: 2020
I only have two things to add. 1) That is a name I haven’t heard in a very long time. 2) I went to his 247 page and the first associated article (may not be about him) was from Perroni in 2016 titled “WATCH: 4-star A&M commit celebrates too early, pays the price” Couldn’t have asked for s better encapsulation.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
You know most 247 posters are eating it up, excited about all those "insights."
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Or his curiosity?
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2019 ATH Bru McCoy
Yes, you just have to tell him he's transferring positions.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Everyone gets old, and at the same rate. It’s not an excuse we can use. We all need to be accountable to one another to read all the posts on this thread. It’s what makes this board run. It’s what keeps this board’s soul alive. For many of us, this board is what keeps us going when life gets us down. We can all be better. We have to be better.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Your definition and my definition of "nice" buffets are different but I know you were just saying that.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
I'm not; I don't negotiate with errorists.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
MYbe the Fanny pack placement is a hidden message about all the friends we made along the way.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Does Dewberry know who Undertaker is.
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MNF DH: Texans @ Saints/Broncos @ Raiders
Not sure what that Texans defense is doing trying to prevent the TD. Lol.