Everything posted by Gigglebush
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Full Mensa here
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
I really wanted to kick that field goal, I have much more faith in the defense than the offense in this game. I'm happy with the 7 though.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Because its an automatic first down
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Lets break ISU's hearts. They've been masters at blowing games this season.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
I'll be fine with the shit show if we actually get the W. God damn this sucks though
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Sam Ehlinger
LJH's, and to a lesser extent CJ's leaping grabs are entirely responsible for Sam's sophmore improvement. Beck leaving also took away the blocking that made Sam's QB power work. Sam's certainly serviceable but its disappointing.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This team not living up to preseason expectations =/= failing to make a bowl two years in a row, being shutout by Kansas State and Iowa State, and getting clubbed in the ass by Arky until their head coach jizzed his pants.
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Florida State fires Willie Taggart
USF should hire him back immediately.
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Next Texas Coach
Why is everyone forgetting how many shit show performances we had last year before that Sugar Bowl win? We looked like crap most of the year against crap teams but no one gave a shit because we beat OU and Georgia. It doesnt matter how bad you looked if you win, especially for teams already out of playoff contention. Maybe the defense shows up when some of our injured playmakers come back.
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Ok Tom, We'll Talk about Kansas Game, Oct 19th 6pm cst LHN
Alabama and OU have stacked rosters and we are injured to hell on defense in a defense that was already replacing 8 starters. This shit DOES happen to OU. OU had plenty of embarrassing games on defense last year. They gave up 40 to a Beaty led Kansas. Kansas was running the vintage Les Miles dinosaur offense vs. Coastal Carolina, it was a sight to behold.
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Ok Tom, We'll Talk about Kansas Game, Oct 19th 6pm cst LHN
Wisconsin lost to Illinois today. Shit happens, we won.
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Texas @ WVU will be at 2:30 Central on 10/5 - ABC
Big man touchdown. All is forgiven from the offense.
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Texas @ WVU will be at 2:30 Central on 10/5 - ABC
I feel like Duvernay and LJH would have been our number 1 RBs the past two years if they weren't WRs
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Texas @ WVU will be at 2:30 Central on 10/5 - ABC
I remember hearing in Tom's first year that they don't even consider putting in personal based on who has the hot hand. Ingram right now is basically Porter and no doubt he will be taking several on crucial drives in the 4th.
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Texas @ WVU will be at 2:30 Central on 10/5 - ABC
The patent Sam deep ball.
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Texas @ WVU will be at 2:30 Central on 10/5 - ABC
Okay Sam and crew. Time to wake up
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Texas @ WVU will be at 2:30 Central on 10/5 - ABC
WVU is a truly awful football team. They are Arkansas levels of bad. Fuck that first quarter.
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#24 Kansas St @ Oklahoma St, 6:30 ESPN+ (but why tho?)
Well it looks like no one else in the conference will be challenging us and OU for a spot in the conference title game.
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Oklahoma State @ Texas - 630PM on ABC: Mensas vs Mullets
Gundy saw our game against LSU and decided he wanted to shove it down our throats with the run game??????
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Texas @ Rice - 7:00 PM CBS Sports Network
Please dont ever call back to back bubble screens again.
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Texas @ Rice - 7:00 PM CBS Sports Network
I can't wait to see Thompson in the 2nd half
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Kansas State hires North Dakota State's Chris Klieman as head coach
Are we sure they didnt hire Charlie Strong? These are the dumbest football players I've ever seen.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
We need a turnover to win.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
lets fucking go
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
I apologize for the melt. I accept Sam as our lord and savior.