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Ten Bears

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  1. I had 4 inches in 30 minutes in SW Round Rock and I'm not even South Austin's mom. Turd floater. I'm just about over bad weather. Fuck this shit.
  2. The Communities by Invision app linked on this post?
  3. So I am getting loud ads on tapa in all forums including CR but being TreeFiddy I shouldn't be getting ads right? Annoying af. This seems to have started when I got my new S21.
  4. Technically your dick is powered by hydraulics so...
  5. Damn either Patterson grew late in life or Cooley and Isbell shrunk.
  6. I find that if you gently point out that her irrational behavior has a monthly pattern to it she will genuflect and try to temper her behavior accordingly when her menses starts.
  7. Was the refunded Sturgill tix for a ticket master event?
  8. And 2 or 3 of those will be male.
  9. Tony Two Times got served the papers. Served the papers. Sent from my SM-G996U using Tapatalk
  10. Yeah as soon as I see those birds circling I am paddling the fuck out of there.
  11. Ten Bears replied to Gil Bang's topic in Lulz
    I just saw a rat in my shed so I thinking of getting one and filling half full of battery acid.
  12. Ten Bears replied to Gil Bang's topic in Lulz
    No electrocution? pfft. Was that awesome thread on TOS or here? Cool device though. Fill it half way with water though so you don't have to deal with live vermin.
  13. Lol at y'all trying to change this bugger eating moron troll's mind with logic and reason. He's only going to dig in deeper. Unless he's puro troll and is just doing it for the lulz and is likely already vaccinated.
  14. Atta girl.
  15. I had a dream that I met you and you looked like a shorter, swarthier Ron Jeremy. Sent from my SM-G996U using Tapatalk
  16. What would I do? Two chicks at the same time, man.
  17. Pitcher! Pitcher! OSU has their very own DDA. Sent from my SM-G996U using Tapatalk
  18. So she is like 6'6" tall?
  19. Ingenuity took a piece of the Wright Flyer and flew it over Mars. Twice, so far. Incredible. nbcnews
  20. Ten Bears replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    Apparently the callouses I had on my ass from wiping have gone away because anytime I spend a few days away from my bidet and have to wipe my ass (shudder), I get a rash. Diaper rash. There should be a federal mandate to install bidets in all households and public restrooms. I mean, they did it with low volume toilets.
  21. Very rarely.
  22. What? Shit I would be a cop for $750k and I fucking hate cops.
  23. Ten Bears replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    They are sharing the old Fuddruckers spot with Tumble 22. What an improvement.
  24. You went to law school to become a farmer?
  25. He's in there somewhere. So is Tennessee Williams. Hopefully they are gravemates. Next time I am in St. Louis and need to piss, I will know where to go.
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