Stolen from the internets:
ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok, we all agree. This is what happened.
REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room!
BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the...
REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn!
BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi...
REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor.
FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol.
REPUBLICANS: What? Why?
FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation.
REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?!
FLYNN: The Pres...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you!
KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the real chief of staff. Who is he?
MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me.
REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind.
PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that...
REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President?
PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal!
PARNAS: Correct. And I just walked right into...
TRUMP: I don’t know him.
PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties.
REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President??
PARNAS: His personal lawyer.
REPUBLICANS: Cohen??
COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too.
REPUBLICANS: Why?
COHEN: For campaign finance violations.
REPUBLICANS: Who’s campaign?
COHEN: The Pres...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up!
PARNAS: It was Giuliani.
YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job!
REPUBLICANS: Who are you??
YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine.
REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government??
GIULIANI: Nope.
REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union??
SONDLAND: *raises hand* Me. I was also in the roo...
REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!!
PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest*
Yeah, he literally died doing what he loved. He was singing onstage at the 30A Songwriter's Festival when he paused, said "I'm sorry," and put his head down and died. He didn't even drop his guitar. RIP
https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/music/singer-songwriter-david-olney-dies-onstage-during-performance-florida-festival-n1118611
I'm right there with you. All my favorite Isbell songs he cut with DBT. Strangely, at Old Settler's Music Fest, Isbell and the 400 Unit did an acoustic set that I looked forward to and really enjoyed if for no other reason than the songs weren't the cookie cutter versions that I have heard over and over again live. What's funny is Amanda Shires had her set before Jason's and she rocked like I had never seen from her. She is usually too bland for my taste.
If I never hear that fucking Anxiety song again live it will be too soon.
Well, Isbell also called The Nashville Sound their rockingest album (or some shit) before it was released too so I'm not holding my breath.
It could be that I am just burned out on Isbell.
We were the first couple to be married there. They hadn't quite finished construction which included no air conditioning on a warm June 14th. We got a nice discount but jesus it was hot in a tux.
I had that short of a commute and ended up with tons of parrifin sludge built up in my engine because it didn't get hot enough to burn it off or some shit.
We need to bump this thread back up for the Superbowl deals. I am finally retiring the old 50" Samsung, cutting the cord and pulling trigger on a new 55" or larger. Looks like that Sony 800 is still hovering at $699 at Best Buy. Tempting, but I think I will wait until closer to Superbowl Sunday to make my move.
Ha. Late one night in Deep Elum, I was sitting in my truck in a parking lot while some sketchy looking guys where talking besides a car next to me. They couldn't see me and they were yelling at one of their compadres, "I can't believe you lost an ounce of crack!" "Where did you last have it?"
"I don't know man, I think over in that other parking lot."
"Well get your ass over there and keep looking for it!"
As soon as the guy went around the corner, the other dudes squatted down and started smoking away at that guy's crack, giggling all the time.