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Why Can't I Quit You, Austin?
Had to be around 2010. For those who don't know I was driving by Zilker one day and saw Kaiser and LF68 playing frisbee golf. I pulled over to the side of the road and yelled "Get a job, hippies!". The guys they were playing with dropped their shit and started walking towards my car in an angry manner. I got in my car and took off.
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Why Can't I Quit You, Austin?
Go get a job, hippies!
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2014 Prius
- All Encompassing Investment and Financial Planning Thread for the Surly 99.5%
Yeah, I'm figuring an average of 7% on stocks. Thanks for mentioning the health care, I did a quick budget and forgot all about that. I did half jokingly gave my boss a 4 year notice a few months ago. She knows I'm the only one that knows how a lot of things work and was a little freaked out and immediately said, "but you could do part time like 10 hours a week when we need you right?" and I said yes, if you keep me on the health plan, and she said that would not be a problem, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.- All Encompassing Investment and Financial Planning Thread for the Surly 99.5%
Wife is a part time/sub teacher, she was planning on getting a full time job for a few years during the gap for the insurance. If that doesn't work getting a high deductible plan of some sort.- All Encompassing Investment and Financial Planning Thread for the Surly 99.5%
Went through 4 different simulators and all 4 said I was 100% likely to be successful. I'm probably in a different position than most. My wife and I are pretty low maintenance. If I take my kids out of my current expenses and get the house paid off I think we could live very comfortably on $50k a year. If we can do that I could just put all of my money in a savings account earning 4% and it would go up not down as we got older.- All Encompassing Investment and Financial Planning Thread for the Surly 99.5%
Thanks for the feedback. If it does go down 20% and averages 5% back out now you're only getting 4% of your original money. After I retire I am going to be selling off a small percentage every year so the price will matter. I'll probably just leave the 5% or so in bonds and just let my kids deal with it once I'm dead and don't care.- All Encompassing Investment and Financial Planning Thread for the Surly 99.5%
Would love to hear other's opinions on bonds but I'm 100% against them and plan on keeping everything in stocks and two years of living expenses in liquid form. I'm mid 50's and planning on retiring in 4 years. The reason I'm anti bond is they can go down in value just like stocks. Here's a bond fund I inherited a while back. It's lost ~20% of it's value over the last 4 years. Yes it spits out dividends, but if I needed to sell I'd be down a bunch right now. The whole sales pitch on bonds is while only a 1-5% return you won't lose value. Well that's not true at all. I'd rather average 7% and take the lumps of the ups and downs of the stock market. I do plan on keeping 2+ years of expenses in cash/liquid, and slowly dribble out money each month to keep it flush. If the market tanks I'll just stop withdraws for a few months till it gets back to a more normal level. With the house and car paid off and the kids out of the house I really don't see us spending much more than SS is bringing in and hope the interest on the cash will cover most things. My uncle that I inherited this bond fund from used this plan, and had the same amount in his Vanguard account when he died 2 years ago that was in it when he retired 20 years ago. Around 5% of his money was in bonds, the rest was in stocks, mainly s&p 500 funds.- Season Ticket Renewal
Just got my ou tickets, ended up getting in 117. Last couple of years I've been around the 10 yard line. Only end zone left- Southwest or every other airline in the history of the world?
Ask nicely and they'll give you a whole can.- The Boat Fanatic Thread
Not a very well named lake- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
- 24/25 Poker : GTO or GTFO
So where do you come down on the "cheating"? I thought it was kinda fucked up how he was going over and looking at a laptop every chance he got, was pretty sure you weren't able to do that. Rather than post a ton of tweets, Polk covers most of them here- The 2024 Longhorn Football Prospectus: Thinking Texas Football - 12th Annual Edition
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Yes! That truck is bad ass. Late 70’s?- Formula 1 2024
Max acting like a baby on the radio to the point the engineer basically told him to shut up- overlanding
I think I did link it. That was a great story. Ran into it when researching this trip. Joined the forum so I could post then saw the post and thought, this seems familiar. https://forum.expeditionportal.com/threads/democratic-republic-of-congo-lubumbashi-to-kinshasa.50799/- All Encompassing Investment and Financial Planning Thread for the Surly 99.5%
hasn't changed. have to move it all out within 10 years with a minimum each year here's a calculator to tell you the minimum each year. https://inherited-rmd-calculator.web.vanguard.com/- Crowdstrike Outage a/k/a Everything's Fucked
Thank god we don't use Crowdstrike. Was woken up this morning by a text from our CTO asking if we use it anywhere. Wondered WTF is he asking that for. Maybe 10% of our staff is on windows, and the only things at AWS on windows are used as remote desktop for large processing by some worker bees. Only reason I kinda knew what crowdstrike is due to looking it up when I saw them as a sponsor of Mercedes F1 and wondered what it was. Less than a month ago I was talking to our dropbox rep and I told him McLaren team was never going to win shit because they have to use dropbox to share files and dropbox is shit.- overlanding
It was a great trip. I got the route here: https://www.overlandtrailguides.com/post/guadalupe-mountains-adventure-trail Some jackass named blacklab has a comment on that page about the route. Follow the green in the posted map and pretty much any 4x4 can make the trip. I used gaia gps with the map downloaded from there and it worked great. Can't wait till I retire, going to hit up every one of the trails on that website in and west of the rockies. Really want to do the pony express trail. Dirt roads from Salt Lake to Tahoe across Nevada.- Crowdstrike Outage a/k/a Everything's Fucked
- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
There's a thread in CR if you want to discuss hypotheticals around elections and what president elects and congress will or won't do.- Show me your old Tacos (4Runner, FJ, Landcruiser, bronco etc)
- Where Should I Retire...?
I've actually talked about that with my wife. Spend a month in LA, SF, Seattle, Chicago, NYC, Boston, DC, etc... Rent an airbnb for a few days, if it's good offer the owner a set price for the month, go visit every museum, nice restaurant and attraction in the city. I have a cousin who did something similar when she was in her mid 20's. She and her husband lived like hermits for a couple of years, saved up a ton of money, bought an RV and over a year and a half made a big loop across the US, mainly looking for where to move to. They ended up settling in Bend, Oregon.- Donald Trump Assassination Attempt
I haven't deleted a post in this thread - All Encompassing Investment and Financial Planning Thread for the Surly 99.5%
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