Everything posted by Hornlover
- UTSA VS Texas 9/17/22
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Boosters must have sent Sark a blank check after the Bama performance.
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Bourbon
I didn't accuse him of being that kind of shitbag. I said that buying shit you don't want to drink fucks it up for the rest of us, especially when you are now complaining that W12 prices are falling. That would have been the end of it. Until the idle threats started from that smooth-brained idiot Herbie Hancock. He decided that he either needed to white-knight for BigDHornfan, or took it personally that I called out the taters that ARE that kind of shitbag, because it hit too close to home for him. If he had kept out of it, and BigD had just said "I occasionally grab a bottle so I can trade it for something I like" , then I would have probably said something to the effect of "It'd be a lot cooler if you didn't, but I understand".
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Yasmine Bleach
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
He's Van Dyke's roommate/best friend, and #1 target. The Shipley to his McCoy, if you will.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Derrick Brown held the title for a while.
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Bourbon
You got your panties in a bunch because I told bigdhornfan it's not cool to buy bourbon that you're not planning to drink, for the sole purpose of selling it. Then you started in with ad hominem attacks and decided to threaten to fight me when I responded to your whiny little crybaby act by telling you to fuck off. You're just a tiny-dicked internet tough guy with way too many insecurities, and close to zero emotional stability (I assume you drive a jacked up Dodge Ram pickup). I know you feel threatened when you hear that people despise fucking bottle scalpers. Get the fuck outta here with your, "I would absolutely ruin you in a physical altercation". Nobody believes your bullshit. If you wanna show up to the next tailgate and donate the bottle of Weller to Surly, I'll send the $200 it's worth to Burnt Endz, and send you the $40. Otherwise, kindly just fuck off.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I believe it's called Texas A&M Commerce, these days.
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Bourbon
I'm sending @conVINCEd as my proxy. Do you prefer Austin, DFW, or Houston for the meetup?
- Bourbon
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Bourbon
Ok, internet tough guy.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Those, along with Duce, represent the best case scenario. I don't think we'd turn any of those guys away though. We'd just have to figure out one or two extra guys to trapdoor.
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Bourbon
Sorry your mom's giant dildo got stuck in my ass. She musta put it there while I was fucking her skanky, infested twat. You and he can do whatever the fuck you want. I will still go tell you to go fuck yourselves. I don't give one goddamned fuck if he's "one of the most generous people in the DFW bourbon community". I'm not going to give one ounce of pity when he cries about the secondary price of W12 falling. As far as I'm concerned, y'all are part of the continued problem of bottle scarcity and artificial price inflation. So fuck you. Fuck him. And I would say go fuck your mother, but I already threw that nasty, cum-covered bitch out.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Probably not much different than Lincoln Riley haters at OU or Beard haters at Tech. But still funny, nonetheless.
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Bourbon
If disliking taters that just buy the shit I'm trying to drink so that they can mark it up and sell it on the secondary market is considered having a stick up my ass, then consider me sitting on a California Redwood.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Just for fun, what would it look like if we got Hale, Hicks, Hill, D. Wilson, and Toviano?
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Bourbon
Why buy it if you aren't planning to drink it? Sounds like you're part of the problem.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
The full aggy text from Stewart Mandel's Mailbag in The Athletic:
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
When aggy boosters sit around chatting about funding Jimbo's buyout, do you think any of them brings up Bobby Bonilla and suggests paying him $5MM/yr for the next 20 years? I think Charlie Weis has the record for largest buyout ever, if you combine his KU and ND buyouts.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
What? Aggy doesn't boo. They Horse Laugh or Hiss or some bullshit like that. I am stunned to think they might boo their own qb.- $9.95 worth every penny
That's so fucking hilarious on so many levels. I have no idea who any of those people are, but she has absolutely no idea how brainwashed she is. She can't even fathom this world-shattering notion that nobody thinks of aggy as being on par with Texas, other than aggy.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I think this is why:- UTSA Free Money Contest
Texas - 37 UTSA - 13 Defense - 288 yards- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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