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rage-a-holic

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  1. I didn't think bringing that up in a house full of drunk raging aggy was a good idea.
  2. We have to take on Nebraska in the prelim, then aggy is the main event.
  3. When I was at UT, the Lamda Chi "house" was a large condemned shack.
  4. Great memories. I watched that game in Dallas with the aggy friends who were supposed to get me a ticket to the Texas game. They were having a game watch party and when CU scored to take the lead in the 4th, every aggy there was screaming and breaking shit. My aggy friend said "I can't fucking believe this shit, this was the year we win it all. We won't get a chance like this again for years". And he continues to be right.
  5. I'm excited to see Da Vinci tearing up the screen
  6. I was in collie station for that 1995 16-6 game, staying with some friends who swore they could get me a ticket. That fell through and I just watched the game at their house. After the game, that town was fucking pissed off. My friends told me that they saw several Texas fans shoved and punched in their section and told me I was lucky they couldn't score me a ticket. I remember posters on hornfans had similar stories from that game. To pay them back for putting me up, I placed a big to-go order from that "Wings and More" shithole they all love. I was wearing my normal Texas baseball cap when I went to pick up the food and everyone in that shithole was glaring at me when I walked in. As soon as Jethro at the counter saw my hat, he grabbed the stack of food bags and said "we got more stuff to put in it". I could hear him and his dork buddies giggling in the kitchen, obviously spitting/jizzing in the food. He brought it all back out a minute later, and it rang up to about $100. I just turned around and walked out.
  7. "It was 1998 and I was kinda grunge because I was into this new grunge scene, fresh new bands like Nirvana and Pearl Jam"
  8. They've scored 24 or more three times this year.
  9. Binturongs (Bearcats) are awesome
  10. I'm aware of that. Did you read his quote? He's describing a 3-way tie.
  11. welp, sounds like a clean bill of health for Coach "Just Rub Some Dirt In It" Sark
  12. 🤣 right, it's our easy schedule that will keep us out of the CCG, not the fact that we would have lost to aggy and Georgia.
  13. It's called a British breakfast taco
  14. "The ags ran out of time on a controversial play when the receiver dropped a ball that had obviously been tampered with. Did undercover Auburn officials spray grease on the ball prior to the play? Ag lawyers are submitting FOI demand papers as we speak."
  15. Right. Having concerns about our crippled QB1 and insane coach = Ur SkEeReD uH dEm AgGgiEs
  16. Do you understand the difference between discussing a possible scenario vs expecting it to happen?
  17. Cool, believe whatever you want. And I already spelled out the scenario. Aggy wins big, Ewers is out for the year and Arch looked terrible. Maybe toss in a couple of other injuries and I can absolutely see us dropping more than 8 spots. I'm not gonna guess how every committee member will vote, but sure as fuck there some that don't love Texas.
  18. I said it's a "nightmare scenario" not a "likely scenario". This is a football discussion board, we discuss random shit like this. And I'm glad all of you have absolute faith in the playoff committee not doing something unpredictable, because that's never happened.
  19. The nightmare scenario is Sark starts a hurt Ewers next week, who fumbles and throws multiple INTs. He's then forced to put in Arch, who plays like shit and aggy wins. So Texas has a hurt QB1 and unreliable QB2....and then the playoff committee treats us like Florida State last year.
  20. It's horrifying. A 3 loss aggy team could still technically win the MNC.
  21. Aggy lost and Ewers is hurt. The line didn't move so right now it looks like Vegas thinks that's a push. I never said the line wouldn't move this week.
  22. no shit? The line would move if they thought Ewers was healthy? Thanks for that heads up. No. Fucking. Shit.
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