Everything posted by After irth
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Chili w/o beans
Go big or go home! Stocking up for the winter...I dig it. I'm not JimmyJazz, but, I make a very rich, heavily spiced (but not hot) bowl of Texas Red. For 3# of meat and a recipe that calls for 4c of Stock, my Pepper Mash consists of: (3) fresh diced Serranos, (4) Anchos, and (6) Guajillos.
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Official 2022 Bitch about Family - Holiday Insanity
A mix of good and bad this year. My wife will begin working a 7-day stretch (of 13-15 hour shifts) on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. Her family can’t understand why she can‘t take off (“but…it’s a holiday!”), but at least we’re spared a crazy Pentecostal Thanksgiving gathering. I would normally do 90% of the cooking amyway, so I feel like the week will be a huge reprieve My Dad lives in a local retirement home, and he doesn’t really care what we do except hang out. I’m gonna buy a few pies, make Tamale Dressing and Gravy and throw a few Fried Eggs on top, drink heavily, and watch football. We will spend 11/29 thru 12/5 in New Orleans, so…I’m clearly not doing this thread right. I’m sure Christmas fuckery will more than make up for my awesome holiday beginnings, though.
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Penelope Witherspoon's Travel Thread
Hopefully not too serious. Wishing you a speedy recovery.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Bob Evans Mac & Cheese instead, and you have my go-to meal at Brookshire Brothers.
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Your cat is awesome. Damn straight
Jack & Diane, huh?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I had a Purchasing guy once order 60' of "1-inch chain" to use to block our industrial yard entry gate. It worked great because none of us could move that shit.
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What level of violence would you inflict?
Planning your next retreat with the Seattle office, are ya?
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London
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Halloween bullshit
Same here. Parked my vehicle so it blocked the sidewalk to my house and shut down all the outdoor lighting. Not a single doorbell ring. It was glorious.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
These really are your Golden Years, aren't they?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
“Checking the phone after a black out.” That’s fucking awesome.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Amen to that, brother!
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I’ve had the opposite happen with one of the bathroom shower contractors. They wouldn’t come out unless my wife was there too. Look, fucker, I’m totally qualified and authorized to pick a goddam style and color for a spare bathroom. But no….and I also told them to piss off.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Would.
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Official 2022 Bitch about Family - Holiday Insanity
Based on my experience, they very rarely are. Or...the hot/crazy meter is off the charts!
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Unbelievable.....
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Huh?
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
I get what you're saying. I'm just trying to figure out how far off your fucking rocker you really are...
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Official 2022 Bitch about Family - Holiday Insanity
I wanna hear more about this step-sister.
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Huh?
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What do you order at Whataburger?
Dafuq you care?
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Huh?
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Goofy shit you thought as a kid...
Do you find yourself frequently using the word “incarnation” in a sentence?
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Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
Wow…I can’t let that one go. That is a terrible recipe and the author is clearly a fucking idiot. Or…maybe that’s what’s missing in my Gumbo…fucking KETCHUP!
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Goofy shit you thought as a kid...
I was a Senior in HS before I realized where Pickles came from. I just assumed they grew on a tree or something. As a young kid, I thought "gross" was pronounced like "cross" when I would read it, and I didn't actually know what the word meant, even though I used the word "gross" verbally. I didn't put it together until I was corrected. Whenever I read it, I thought it meant "unacceptable" or something similar. Stupid vagaries of the English language.....